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WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Man 2: GOOD MORNING, I WANT TO GET MARRIED.
( train engine chugging )
YOU CAN PUT THE DEAD INDIAN
AND SO IT GOES IN MY SACK.
NO, NO, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY, BECAUSE...
THERE IS SUCH A THING
WHEN SEEMING GAIN BUT TURNS TO LOSS..."
( laughter )
COME ON, HENRY.
HOW DOES THIS TURN OFF?
I MEAN, IT WASN'T TOO CRUEL?
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
Man: GET OFF!
AND NEARLY TIME FOR SIX PAST NINE.
IN THE WRITING YESTERDAY?
( counting )
HE'S DOING AN ARTICLE ON ME
WHICH CAN BE ADDED ON FOR TAX PURPOSES
( laughter increases )
I WANT TO MARRY YOU, TOO, SIR
TO THE OFFICIAL SILLY CANDIDATE
Woman: THIS WAY, PLEASE.
( muffled talking )
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
IT'S GERMAN TELEVISION.
AND THE PROBLEMS OF BRITAIN'S INDUSTRIAL REORGANIZATION.
ALEX, JOAN, TED, SCOTT, WILF, JOHN
WELL, YOU CAN'T.
IN THIS YEAR'S POLICE RAFFLE.
WILL YOU SIGN THIS
FEATHERSTONE SMITH
I'M A BIT EMBARRASSED.
I WILL MARRY YOU, SIR
YES, I DID.
AND ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE ME CAN LOOK ME UP IN THE BOOK.
OTHER PRIZES INCLUDE TWO YEARS FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING
ANTISEMITISM
( panting )
( laughter )
NO SURPRISE THERE.
WELL, THE THING IS, TIMMY, UM...
( counting )
( humming )
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