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IN THE FIELD OF APPLIED MATHEMATICS.

AM I A TEENY BIT LATE?

TO PRESENT THE PRIZES IN THIS CENTENARY YEAR.

( echoing ): BLOODY HELL, WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS?

YES, YOU DID, SIR.

GiLbert: WELL, IT'SA STRAIGHT FIGHT HEREAT LEICESTER.

OH! OH, HERE THEY ARE.

PERSONALLY, I PREFER MORE CLASSICAL DISHES.

AND OF COURSE, THE VERY LARGE SWING BACK TO THE SENSIBLE PARTY

THE ANNUAL PRIZE-GIVING IS GOING ON AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

AND AT 10:30, WE'LL BE JOINING BBC 2 IN TIME FOR 10:33.

( cheering, applause )

WAS SIMILAR TO STANLEY KUBRICK'S.

HE'S MARRYING ME, FIRST, SIR.

AND THREE YEARS LATER HE DIED OF...

DID YOU GET THAT SHOT ALL RIGHT, SOUND?

THE FRENCH LIEUTENANT'S WOMAN, THEN?

LOST ALL THE TENSION.

YOU CAN COLLECT IT AT RECEPTION-- NOW, GO AWAY.

Great amount of morons, sir

HOW ARE THE LOVELY FAMILY?

CAN I JUST BUTT IN AT THIS POINT AND SAY THIS IS IN FACT

( softjazz playing )

ANYWAY, LET'S GO STRAIGHT OVER

YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO ASK ME TODAY.

AND SO THE SILLY PARTY HAS TAKEN LUTON.

SIR CHARLES AVERY, EMPLOYERS' REORGANIZATION COUNCIL

( audience laughter )

THE FIRST GAIN OF THE ELECTION-- NORMAN.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

Woman 2: HEY, CUPIE!

BUT HOW BIG A SWING I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.

ARE YOU MR. AND MRS. P. FORBES OF 7, THE STUDIOS, ELSTREE?

I DON'T THINK WE DO.

YOU GET GONE WITH THE WIND

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

Man: WHOO, WHEE!

WE HAVE THE FOREIGN SECRETARY, WHO HAS JUST RETURNED

Man: YOU'RE A LOONY.

WELL, SO MUCH FOR POLITICS