Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A CRATE OF SEARCH WARRANTS

( woman continues giggling )

Woman 1: AND THEY BREED LIKE RABBITS.

WELL THIS IS LARGELY AS I PREDICTED

PETER'S WRITING A BOOK ON ME.

Man 3: I WANT TO GET MARRIED, PLEASE.

THANK YOU, SPIKE.

WE'VE WON YOU IN A POLICE RAFFLE.

WITH A HIGH PROPORTION OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T A BIT SILLY

AT THE END OF THAT WEEK WE GET ANOTHER LARGE FEE.

AND MR. LINDSAY ANDERSON'S FILM, IF

( playing final notes )

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

Announcer: I GET SO BORED, I GET SO BLOODY BORED.

AND ER... MARY WHITEHOUSE HAS JUST TAKEN UMBRAGE.

THAT THE SWONG HAS CHOKED ITSELF TO DEATH?

WE'LL BE BACK AGAIN SAME TIME NEXT WEEK.

AS BREACH OF PROMISE, SIR.

OR SHOULD I HAVE TO COME TO YOURS

MOVE EVERYTHING INTO THE MAIN BEDROOM

YOU PROBABLY NOTICED THAT I DIDN'T SAY

WITH THE FEW RESULTS THAT YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

"OF AN OMNISCIENT WILL.

PERHAPS WE COULD DO A TRIBUTE

WELL, HOW MANY ROOMS HAVE YOU GOT, THEN?

BUT IT'S SO NICE HAVING THIS LITTLE CHAT.

ON THE LEFT OF THE RETURNING OFFICER

RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD

STILL, IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE DUNG, ISN'T IT?

AND A WEEKEND FOR TWO WITH A SKINHEAD OF YOUR OWN CHOICE.

WELL, AS I WAS SAYING, TIMMY

I'VE TURNED DOWN SEVERAL PEOPLE ALREADY.

LUTON, NORMALLY A VERY SENSIBLE CONSTITUENCY

IN ITS FINE RECORD OF...

I FORGIVE YOU-- LOVERS' TIFF.

LIKE AT MY OLD SCHOOL WHERE, BY A COINCIDENCE

THAT'S NOT MY NAME.

I DIDN'T SEE THAT IN THE ADVERTS.

WE MUST DO THIS AGAIN MORE OFTEN.

WELL, THIS IS A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT RESULT.

IT'D PROBABLY BE VERY MESSY-- COLIN.

TODAY I WANT TO TELL YOU A STORY.