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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
26,318.
SUITS ME, SIR, SUITS ME.
I'VE GOT THREE CHILDREN, AND I'M AT MY WITS' END.
( officer clearing throat )
NOW WE TURN TO THE LIGHTER SUBJECT OF SPORT
IF THERE'S BEEN NO INTERRUPTION AT THE END OF THE YEAR
( man clears throat )
DON'T SLEEP IN THE SUBWAY
I'M SORRY, SASHA, WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO GET ANOTHER RESULT.
( laughter )
PETER, YOU KNOW TONY FROM THE MAIL, DON'T YOU?
Man: WHOO, WHEE!
IF PETER JUST SITS IN, DO YOU?
ALL RIGHT IN THE END
( laughter )
ONLY SNOWDON'S BEEN RETOUCHING MY PROFILE
SILLY PARTY.
( splatting )
THIS IS MOST INTERESTING.
OH, I'M UNSTUCK.
SO AS NOT TO AFFECT THE SALES.
YOU ARE A VERY SILLY MAN, AND I'M NOT GOING TO INTERVIEW YOU.
IT'LL FIT HERE-- IT'S TOP-CLASS EXCREMENT.
THE THING IS, TIMMY
WITH OUR BOOK-OF- THE-MONTH-CLUB DUNG.
CAN YOU HELP ME, PLEASE, TIMMY?
( whoops )
AND VOILA-- A MEAL FIT FOR A...
AND IT'S BOUND TO HAVE AN ENORMOUS IMPACT
A LITTLE SMILE, PLEASE.
WELL, THERE'S A SWING HERE TO THE SILLY PARTY
ONLY THEY SYNDICATE THESE PHOTOGRAPHS TO AMERICA.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SIR.
NOW, THE FIRST PRIZE IS
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
THEM AND THEIR SMELLY COOKING.
SORRY, I WAS ON THE PHONE TO AMERICA.
THROATWOBBLER MANGROVE!
DO NOT PANIC, DON'T LOOK ROUND, THIS BUILDING IS SURROUNDED.
OH, DEAR...
WE'RE GETTING BAD SOUND, OKAY?
CAN I JUST COME IN HERE AND SAY
WHICH ENDS WITH A GUN BATTLE AT A PUBLIC SCHOOL.
THE VERY FIRST TIME I'VE EVER APPEARED ON TELEVISION?
( grunts )
Officer: MR. ELSIE ZZZZZZZZZ....
BUT A MAN WANTED BY THE POLICE.
HELLO, TIGER.
I'M GLAD TO GET YOU ON YOUR OWN.
AND RAY TO FIX IT UP.
FOOLISHLY, HE IGNORED IT.
I COULD GET A DIVORCE, I SUPPOSE
Officer: TWO.