Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ON BBC 2 IT'LL SHORTLY BE 61/21/2 MINUTES PAST NINE.
JUST AROUND HERE.
A REAL FAILURE THAT WAS-- TEN SECONDS OF SOLID BOREDOM.
CAN I JUST BUTT IN AND SAY HERE THAT IT'S PROBABLY THE LAST TIME
( Sousa's "Liberty Bell March" playing )
THE WONDERFUL MR. WILLIAMS, SCENE 239, TAKE 2.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU.
ER... WELL, AH, THERE...
LATER ON THIS EVENING, IT'LL BE 10:00
THERE ISN'T THE SWING, AND HOW ABOUT THE SWONG?
( Sousa's "Liberty Bell March" playing )
THERE'S GREAT EXCITEMENT HERE AT THE MOMENT
HE MADE &$3 MILLION MORE THAN I DID.
JETHRO Q. WALRUSTITTY.
TO HIGH ETERNAL GAIN."
( menjabbering )
LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU
HAVE YOU READ AND ENJOYED
I HAVE WITH ME IN THE STUDIO TONIGHT
WELL, THERE YOU HA VE IT--
WHICH WAS TO BECOME SUCH A SUCCESS FOR ALFRED HITCHCOCK
H
( metal clanging )
OF BIG RACE PREPARATION.
JUST TWO LOVELY COFFEES, PLEASE.
AND DON'T FORGET TOMORROW, WHEN IT'LL BE 9:20.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE TO TURN.
Kevin Phillips-Bong
WELL, DIVORCE ISN'T AS QUICK AS THAT, SIR.
IT IS REALLY LOVELY TO HAVE THIS LITTLE CHAT WITH YOU.
( spots splatting incessantly )
JUST TO BRING YOU UP TO DATE
I CAN SEE THROUGH THE BREATHING HOLES
Anchorman: THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
I AM THE BISHOP OF EAST ANGLIA
AND NOW THE WORLD OF SONG-- ANNE ZEIGLER AND WEBSTER BOOTH.
( doorbell rings )
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
ISN'T IT EXCITING, NIGEL?
FOR MY LITTLE DAUGHTER, PLEASE?
EXCLUSIVELY ON THE PROGRAM TODAY
RAYMOND LUXURY YACHT.
AND HISAGENT, AND ON THE OTHER SIDE IS
( gunshot )
THE MAN WHO HAS BEEN SPEAKING TO YOU IS AN IMPOSTOR.
WELL, NO...
AND SOON SET OUT TO SEEK ITS FORTUNE.
IT SHOWS I'M HUMAN, DON'T YOU?
( crowd cheering )
( laughter )
FRAMPTON JONES FRUITBAT GILBERT...
FOR THE MAIL.
AH, WELL, THIS IS YOUR FREE DEAD INDIAN, AS ADVERTISED.