Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, please, not you, too. - I'm sorry, what?

Very Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, minus Bob.

Did you give Paris your real cell number?

So dramatic. Ladies and gentlemen, Lorelai Barrymore.

nothing was waiting to be washed. Okay? We good?

Just give it to me. Hey, who was first?

Lorelai, it's your mother. I want to thank you

- Okay. - Okay.

- So, what are you gonna do? - About what?

So, we've got clothes, books, stuffed animals.

It's making me sick.

- A rift? - Big rift. Very serious.

Which is how I got that ring you're holding right now.

Yeah, well, thank God. He's got a good ass.

to make an entrance for that mock debate and you ended up in Atlantic City?

Key to the pool house, key to the main house, key to the garage.

I know that you think some sort of con has been perpetrated on you.

I don't hate you. Why would I hate you?

is long reigning king of the sloths.

- What's that? - It's just the intercom.

Kirk, I paid you for the ring. In fact, I've overpaid you for the ring.

You know, I've been getting pretty close to proposing to Lulu myself,

- It's closed. - These small town hours.

They have a Liquor Barn there.

It's a big house and we don't have to fill it up with kids, you know.

Are you sure you want to celebrate now?

- So, that's it? - That's it.

is that I am going to have a little face-to-face

One too many has a delightful immediacy.

- Did I ever tell you this story? - No.

All hail Rory Gilmore. Future queen of the sloths.

Oh, well, don't you worry, I'll take care of that.

I have a certificate of authenticity for every one of these babies.

So, I have a matter to discuss with you.

- Michel. - I'm all over it.

that I wouldn't have listened to anyone in that situation

Disgraceful behavior, even by your standards.

Come on. Let's go. I thought you were starving.

It's Paris and I need to talk to you right now.

Yep. Babette had me stocking it for a while.

And that concludes the floor show portion of the evening.

not to mention your family's standing in the community,

Old Widow Mason.

I want to individualize it to my taste.

I hate small town hours.

Okay. So, do I put them back in the bubble wrap or...

- My God. - There. That's all of her stuff.

You can pull some of that supermom crap that you always do

I was using it as a step stool, but I'm sure it's okay.

We need something to toast this moment with.

- So we wanna hear the whole thing. - The whole play-by-play.