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-(car horn honks) -Coming.
it's a whole big toenail.
It's a real thing you can google,
I love you, Peter.
You're having supper with your disciples?
The old "Judas Kiss."
Noah quickly became a total dick to his family."
Yes, although my first name is oddly Puerto Rican.
Right.
Ah! Giant Bible bird!
-What's an ark? -A large ship.
-Adam, would you like a pear? -Apple.
Previously on CSI: Vegas…
(indistinct chatter)
Well, let's see. There's got to be something in here for that.
STEWIE: Let it pour.
You know, I cougo for an apple.
-I'm browning out. -(tires screeching)
I have nothing to gain from lying to you,
Yeah, now we got three months of sour-smelling house
It's the only reason I joined the army.
NOAH: Always...(indistinct)... never... (indistinct)...
They're my animals... (indistinct)...
"There are no dining facilities on-site,
Jeff
(news theme playing)
Peter, get away from the window.
-I don't know... bird. -Oh, bird?
Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?
Shh, shh, shh. If we're quiet,
Shem, stones don't kill people. People kill people.
All right, I'm not leaving here until I kiss a guy.
Look, I'm from Rome.
What's the word for that thing flying through the sky?
I did. I got an 11.
It's supposed to be, like, my body.
-Bird. -Bird?
into eating leavened bread!
Thoughts and prayers for the bashed.