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"and Jesus and Mary Magdalene were dyeing eggs
♪ We wish it was our birthday, so we could party, too, hey! ♪
Read some, Peter, you'll love it.
your Industrial Revolution term paper?
as one normally does with land.
Uh, crocodiles, you're with the water-crossing wildebeests.
Oh, it wasn't so bad, Meg.
-They had kids. -Okay, but then, what did they do?
and we're all safe.
You got it, Chris.
and read a few stories from the Bible.
Uh, bats, you'll be with bugs.
Ah, we're drafting teams for our fantasy football league.
I was mad I couldn't be the hat.
The half-orange, half-red one is mine, so don't eat it.
Terrific. Okay, kids, that's enough.
(elephants trumpeting)
But where will we live?
-We're better than tha... -Quiet down, Judas.
Who buys a comb out of a mini-fridge?
Listen, I got 30 pieces of silver
Let it pour
-"Soon, the Great Flood came... -(all screaming)
I'm glad our house survived the hurricane.
Now it's time to get ready for school.
Somebody throw away the balled-up underwear in my room!
And if one guy isn't there, it screws it all up for everybody.
We can eat these eggs tonight.
-PETER: Shut up! -DRIVER: What did you say?!
Eat it with your feet, and look at me when you do it.
Peter, cut it out!
You're supposed to arrest this guy.
Can I go home?
I'll be nibbling terrible cheese cubes
I thought we had a reservation.
-Yup. -Lions?
'Cause it didn't go well.
This is fun. Read us something else, Dad.
You’re Watching Grease Intolerance Groundedtown
And it's Luke!
Um, I'm-- I'm already the blue car.
Yes, we'll all be splitting one cup of wine.