Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you. For the record, we've got two young men

What are you talking about?

...and tip the...

Boy, you're almost as funny as the men comics.

You get a nice table out here,

- - Oh, my God.

I need ten minutes to try out some stuff.

Because you look very nice in your blue suit.

Were you able to do that?

You put my show on Broadway.

Hi. I'm not a cop. I was just wondering...

No, I don't. Fuck me.

Tarzan himself. Is that meshuggeneh?

- What time is it? - It's midnight.

- Abe! - I'm sorry.

♪ Well, the first bar, things were stop and stare ♪

Yeah, but we're together all the time,

- Gracias. - Ah, timing.

♪ In the first bar, things were stop and stare ♪

- What? - This thing of yours

Asher walked into the building.

Thank you, but... - Well, it was nice catching up.

I'm crashing with Midge,

Well, he's Giancana's anyway, so we can't touch him.

of long walks through cornfields.

I am so sorry, Liam. I have to go.

Just him, not me. You really should write this down.

I'm okay with being a mistress.

That was my nickname in kindergarten.

You do? Oh, that would be wonderful.

♪ Well, I was dancing in a lesbian bar ♪

Hello to you, too.

That's a medium-rare steak with a side of spinach.

in the morning but then, ding dong, "Hi, I'm handsome."

Eso es increíble.

Was it amazing?

Did you bring me to a lesbian bar?

Will you just come and check on your goddamn kid?!

I know what diverged means.

That means your path went one way and my path went another.

- Get this, get this. - Yeah, this is fucking great.

Are you hearing yourself?

"How long would I have to hold this pillow

Congratulations, Arch.

Now, about the finale.

Don’t come back soon!

How long did you two go out?

You're up, Maisel. Get your...

♪ In this bar, things were laissez-faire ♪

Mission accomplished.

- but your kid is very sick. - Oh, no.

I'm sorry, but when my close friend Mordecai Glickman

You're shooting fish in a barrel!

I'm almost done here. Come sit with me.

and the fact that you didn't use the word "cancer."

- Didn't Ethan tell you? - Why would he tell me?

You gonna stay for movie night, Midge?

Let me worry about that.

Oh, wait a minute.

- We'll take you later today. - Great.

So, when this soup tells you it's food,

- Great. - But he gave me two, and he wants us to pick.

Yeah, we really don't make things up.

Hey, how long are those guys on?