HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
you might be looking for.
- You-you had an intermission? - We broke up for a while.
Susie, stop.
- I don't care. - What?
♪ But in this bar, things were Friday night ♪
your "loose-y" secretary.
No. I was...
How long have I been here?
we can write this lunch off on our taxes.
No.
I don't want to hurt his feelings.
Hey, we're aware of your financial predicament.
that's gonna wake the neighbors.
Careful with that, it's a relic.
Who could focus when you're with the beautiful Rosie?
handymen...
You being Chinese-- yes, it will be a surprise.
One's coming Friday,
Many famous people got their start in strip clubs.
Live here, work here.
- I missed you. - You were saying?
Mm, been too busy licking my wounds.
- Sorry. - What the fuck?
- I know it'll be awkward. - It'll be a disaster!
So this is a big, fat nothing.
Oh, Jesus Christ. - I was saying
that you're gonna love."
It's not like I did a number for him.
But what about your career?
Fucking great view.
Swear I had coffee cups when I left the factory.
I hope it's been an evening you will never...
Did she just call us fucking ladies?
Maybe we could get a different guy to run the curtain.
Asher walked into the building.
Two hours to get it up,
And it hit our files.
Congratulations! You're the new curtain guy!
Well, I just thought I'd try.
Not even Phoenix.
For the first time in 30 years,
Their jaws were clenching tight.
I just thought we'd hang out, check out the scene.
Your rug's a total goner. I think he needs a doctor.
This is my town. I know everything.
And then they got divorced. She married her obstetrician.
Oh. That piano.
This thing of yours is not working!
She left her snake.
you said you were going to talk
'cause here comes our salute
So, you're a comedian.
I don't trust soup. It tells you it's food,
Shit.
♪ In this bar, they could shake their hips ♪
They said he was golfing. It was raining out.
- Knock. - Trial run. Give it a shot.
I'm busy, Sophie.
but he finally seemed to hear me.
Well, all I know is this is the third crappy date
Really? - Think about it.
Has she tried sleeping pills?
Crazy, the things that happen,
Well, what's the alternative, huh? We're together.
Wait, Ma.
This dressing room is for ladies only.
My mother's sending girls to my workplace.
But what is this place? What was it before?
They're armed!
so the commute's easy from anywhere.
- That you owe me. - I'm doing it.
I didn't have a plan.
that Susie has stayed here longer than expected.
And Mona Lisa was a man... ♪
♪ In the first bar, things were so controlled ♪
- Are you upset? - Why would you do this?
and Dribbles ate my pasty.
♪ In this bar, things were way, way bold ♪
but I'm a prince, so...
Guys, I can't afford this.
that I tried and failed.
So I should go to the comedy buildings
I'll be right back with your drink.
And they can definitely smell this place.
at the hospital this month.
- So, you have a friend? - I'm sorry?
And how? Laundry.
♪ The first bar, things were all right ♪
Her friend dying in her apartment really threw her.
At least he's bound to have a personality.
You lit a small fire. Bigger,
♪ I was there to check the scene ♪
You don't have a chair.
Get...
had been abducted or something.
I can't.