Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ But in this bar, things were rock and roll ♪

♪ I'm nobody...

You broke into a federal building

I'll hold it so it won't fall on you on the way out.

What happened to Dorothy Parker's hat?

Shit. More competition.

and the damn hat is stuck to my ass.

- What happened to Lidia? - Lidia moved back to Ohio.

a place where a lady could drink with another lady?

Hello. Not a cop. I was just wondering...

Sh-sh... My God...

and make you a star, I can shove you out on an iceberg

Yes, well, Michael is just on his way back from...

- Unfortunately. - Ah,

♪ I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Same with your mother, but who can tell?

Oh, you don't think your wife has a life

Thank God, he forgot. I don't want our son thinking

I'd love to visit some of my places in the Village,

Because they've got their own secret lives.

I was not as lucky as Abe and Rosie,

They don't sit down till 10:00. Even the kids.

Fuck you, don't call me again.

'Cause... I have no place to go.

- I told him to tell you. - You told our five-year-old son

Yeah, yeah, I did, and I had

What? You get another desk, add a settee,

- What? - It's the best idea

Hey, guy at table six wants a ring in a glass.

- Did he forget? - Yes, he forgot.

I stepped on a spent condom coming in here,

And now we have Psycho, which I understand is very scary.

There's a knock policy now.

Milkmen, mailmen...

where someone like me but not me-- a friend--

"Mitzi, you're up," will do.

Grits ain't groceries ♪

- if perhaps you could help me with something. - Help you with what?

What if I were to apologize?

And you want her to have that secret life.

Could I have a quick word with you, please?

But boy does this one sparkle.

Eres una dama divertida.

Terrific film. Last year, it was North By Northwest,

It's great. - So you don't miss us at all?

I am not gonna date a comic.

♪ This is the place for self-expression ♪

stick your face in, stick anything in,

- And the curtain and... - Same guy who runs the board runs the curtain.

- Well, who am I going to date? - Someone in the business.

Do I need a note from my mother to get out of gym class?

- but sounds like a douche. - I don't want to talk about it.

in my kumquat daisy dress with reverse pattern hat.

- On purpose? - Did you push her?