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Wow, you wanted help from above, here it is.
Those people that you bring in,
- ...of the Holy Womb. - ...Womb of Jesus.
I'd book myself on Charlie Rose.
- Madam President. - Thank you very much.
Oh, Catherine, Thomas fucking Kinkade
Indeed.
- I don't have a tissue. - Well, that's useless.
to get these ballots counted, okay?
Sue: Ma'am, your mother's attorney George Huntzinger is here.
Okay, sweetie, the president does not want to hear my resume right now.
I grieve with thee.
What the fuck are you smiling at?
Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry.
- I'm so sorry for your loss. - Thank you very much.
Count every vote. Count every vote.
- God. - Charlie.
I'm sorry. I can't. I can't.
Why is my hair all spinning around
No, they have a gift for sensing prevailing political winds.
We lost the popular vote.
I'm gonna have a lovely inauguration. Billy Joel is gonna sing.
because they are always a part of us.
Let's get this show on the road.
I just want you to know where I'm coming from.
What?
Are y'all Christians?
No. Jesus. Come on, Richard, no.
Um, okay.
Turn that off.
So who's fisting the American economy while he's here?
- A very moving eulogy. - Oh, thank you, George.
in the middle of all of this.
is super against DNR, so when POTUS pulled the plug on MOTUS,
Oh, thank you, Kent.
And that is why we have to stop
I just direct messaged Charlie.
Oh, wow.
Unbelievable.
Debralee. Hi, Wendy. So nice to meet you.