Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, you morons.

It's been hard enough getting through the first week of middle school

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Zoo-Wee Mama! Do you have any more like this one?

(Every bully laughing, giggling, chuckling and cackling dastardlily, twistedly, evilly, villainously, wickedly) Not so fast!. (Every bully laughing, giggling, chuckling and cackling dastardlily, twistedly, evilly, villainously, wickedly) Not so fast!.

Mom, I know I messed up.

He took the Cheese Touch with him.

You wouldn't have any of it if it wasn't for me!

Don't you want a turn riding? I've gone three times in a row.

They changed it?

I was throwing a football in the street with Rowley.

Thinthe Pie Tumakein

Um, no, thank you.

Keep a low profile and you'll be fine.

Lying to me is bad enough,

I thought you were seeing a mammoth When a mammoth gets m me . I shoud get him . That was a million years ago

King-size? It'll take you a week to get through that.

I’m Greg Heffley, Rowley’s best friend.

- Oh! Ooh! Whoa! - (GRUNTING)

Candy's like money in middle school. We can buy someone's lunch seats off them.

Oh, and please don't mention the-- the cheese thing to Rowley.

Keep to the sidewalks, and I want you back at 8:00.

But for now, I'm stuck in middle school…

Play, play, play, play, play…

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So, did everyone have a good day?

-So brave. -And he smells terrific.

-Rodrick! -Huh?

Hey, what did you get for lunch? - Today I have a jacket.

And finally, whatever the time of day, Mr Wolf and Little Wolf are always hungry! What can they eat that will satisfy their hunger? Could it be YOU?

And you're lucky to have a big brother

Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna hit Whirley Street.

You stole my comic.

Theresapiecemissing

Yoshi! How Dare You Turn Comedy Central Into Disney Now! You're Grounded For A Week! No Disney Now

I’m Greg heffley, Rowley’s best friend.

Now it's all about whether or not you have cool hair

Mom grounded me from playing video games for a week,

The Cheese The Cheese

Afraid to lose?

Laker fans be like when the lakers announcer announces the starting lineups for Boston celtics at home.

"Thanks! Kids, if you'd like to learn more about math,

We can get cheese from our friend Little Mouse. He always has the best cheese

-Step aside, little man. -Yes, not for long, little man.

Ah! It is an acid puddle!

Oh COME ON rodrick YOU MADE ME MISS

Okay, I'll admit.

Chugga chugga chugga, choo choo!

You weren't just gonna leave this place behind without Manny, correct? You weren't just gonna leave this place behind without Manny, correct?

What the heck 3D Manny what on Earth

What are you standing around for?

Somebody is going to get hurt.

or they're gonna find out about the Rumble Trike.

There a Piece The Making

Well, that's terrifying.