Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-WeII, we were just thinking that maybe-- -Young man, you think again.
-It ain't gonna work. -Can't miss.
couId we have them? We need some new carpeting bad.
I reaIIy appreciate everything that you've done.
Luke, I've onIy been here overnight.
or you're gonna be out with the voters.
-What did you just say? -Daisy's gone.
They fought everybody...
You can tell a lot about a man by what he eats for breakfast.
Listen, I'm gonna beat him. I'II beat him.
and the onIy time I get scared is when you get smug.
-Bo. -Yeah?
-Of course not. -Was that dude bothering you?
NaiI them.
Dobro Doolin staked out on the interchange.
Sheriff Rosco.
Good. TeII me something.
-You haven't been Iistening. -Sure I have.
Shoot fire and save box matches!
It's been a whiIe.
You know what? I kind of admire the way he handIes that thing.
-The Hazzard CotiIIion, The Ladies Aid-- -Ladies Aid?
Hey, feIIa. You ever considered a career in Iaw enforcement?
is because Boss Hogg controIs the board and wants the Iand.
It was privateIy endowed years ago.
-You were supposed to get the eggs. -I thought you were.
Bo and Luke always have breakfast with Jesse, except on Saturdays...
This was my home.
So you're gonna save the oId pIace aII by yourseIf?
Dumb Cooter? You're the one that Ioaned your car to him.
Sure. And I got some money ready for you.
Bo and Luke ignored the bars and roadhouses...
Hey, don't you forget we got pIans Iater.
UnfortunateIy, it's not eIigibIe for county funds.
Now, Iisten up.
Ain't you gIad we ain't in the big city where Iife gets compIicated?
What do you think?
-I'm gonna coIIect from them every week. -That's wonderfuI!
And I'm gonna fight anything or anybody that poIIutes the weII where I drink.
GambIing's a vice. How are you gonna tax vice?
You're an angeI.
the HeaIth Department, everybody, to try and save this pIace.
-I reaIIy hate that you're Ieaving, JiII. -Why?
Now how about if aII the proceeds from those machines...