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-I can't. I'm driving. -Is that what you caII it?
Any change?
And took 30% right off the top.
I got you. This time I've got you.
I'm mighty proud to serve under a man Iike you.
Get your cotton-picking paws off.
Welcome to Hazzard County.
She drives like Richard Petty, shoots like Annie Oakley...
Well, at least he don't dunk it.
Okay, Enos.
Don't put my business out on the streets.
we're fixing to change your mind. Or rather, Luke is.
-Y'aII stiII driving this thing on the road? -Yep.
Now aII the Duke famiIy has Ieft is what it started with, and that's famiIy...
Oh, Rosco, you oId softy.
-Hey, Luke. -Hey, Brodie, we were Iooking for you.
That's him. Sheriff Rosco Coltrane.
Me and Luke wouId be gIad to heIp out. WouIdn't we, Luke?
-You're right. I'd never guess. -You see, it's a Iong story.
-Who is? -Sheriff Rosco CoItrane.
Crazy Cooter taIking. Turkey coming right down my aIIey.
went to the orphanage?
Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin.
it's a chase on the road.
Well, the word got out and old Rosco was reelected.
-You okay? -I'm aII right.
After 30 years as a fairly honest lawman...
We got nothing eIse cooking.
Again? I got other things to do, you know.
fifty years before the Declaration of lndependence.
-You wanna get a soda pop? -Sure.
-if you were the onIy man running-- -I'd come in second.
I mean, I got a Iot of expenses, with the eIection and it's....
-What does Boss want the Iand for? -A shopping center.
I was here fighting that same rotten system every day.