Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I never kid about Iove or money. -But how....
Can you imagine the Iook on Rosco's face when he opens up that fertiIizer truck--
-FiII it up, baby. -Take it easy.
-Happy Birthday, Daisy. -Why, thank you, Enos.
You couIdn't keep a canary in a cage.
a trip to see The Lawrence WeIk Show.
What if it does work? What are we gonna do with aII them sIot machines?
Y'all hang on.
-Faster. -I don't want to get no ticket.
Did the poIice get your car back?
and even portable prostitution in two cruising RV campers.
Now get her out.
Rosco for prime icon .... Rosco bosco
You're gonna love old Jesse. He's quite a study.
UncIe Jesse...
and hit all the civic and fraternal clubs.
I stoles all Fancy Nancy shows production money.
Jesse, he don't take kindIy to no government assistance.
The best possibIe any orphanage couId be.
AII right, boys. Raise them high, and don't turn around.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Rosco...
Why don't you wanna heIp JiII with the orphanage fund?
and knows the words to all of Dolly Parton's songs.
I used it to run the Sheriff off the road to make him mad. When he jumped out--
The HeaIth Department wiII cIose it down if it's not compIeteIy renovated.
you're gonna have to come and get it yourseIf.
-So, here's your money. -You're kidding.
What about these?
That'd be Iike reversing a buzz saw.
Are you going to the orphanage picnic on Saturday?
as you two boys are Ioading them there machines on that there truck.
-What are you doing, son? -Squirting fIies.
-Get a roadbIock. -It wasn't my fauIt.
Why do you aIways try to be funny?