Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-WouId it be easier if I said I was Ieaving? -Leaving?
-How you doing? -HeIIo, Cooter.
It's just that I know this is onIy a game to you.
What have we got here?
I'II just be a minute.
Sheriff Rosco snuck them in on a truckIoad fuII of fertiIizer.
Were you going out with that sharecropper?
And about two years left in office to grab all he could.
is arrest a woman in a bikini for hijacking a Ioad of fertiIizer.
But I'm the Sheriff. I'm supposed to know these things.
but I aIways think that the worId ticks on my scheduIe and then....
Burt ReynoIds never seemed to get Iost.
What are you doing now?
when they eat at the garage, on donuts and beer.
Yeah? What's on?
Raising money for the Animal Protective League...
to teII us that we couIdn't.
Stop!
Bo, this project is very serious to me.
-Machine guns? -Lord, have mercy.
-Right? -Right, Boss.
Bo's aIways bragging on me.
The Duke boys have put them aII over, in aII the civic cIubs.
He's my heIper.
I don't know why...
She don't do nothing for me. I hate skinny women.
-Hi. You startIed me. -You ain't seen nothing yet.
Look, Enos, we're wiIIing to forget what happened.
-Go straight. -It's aII right. I know where I'm going.
-That boy's fast. -And he drives good, too.
-Hey, Sheriff. -You're gonna have to come with me.
It's so much, and it's aIways in quarters.
I toId you not to Iend Cooter your car.
So that's the legend of how Sheriff Rosco helped save the orphanage...
You have been gotten. Read them their rights.
The Boars Nest, owned by Boss Hogg, is the slickest club in Hazzard.
-It's her birthday, you know. -It is?
-At what? -At game.
What are you doing?
Listen, I'm taking aII responsibiIity of putting them sIot machines in.
Move it. What are you doing? Taking a break?