Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You're kidding. -Move!
Well, this is Hazzard County. They do things different here.
Isn't it funny how our tastes change when we mature.
I brought you these change of cIothes to cheer you up...
Jesse Duke is the clan patriarch.
Whoever spotted the fertilizer truck would call back to Bo and Luke...
Lining the rabbit's cage.
Hot damn. I wish those Duke boys were on my side.
-Where did you get that? -We got two of them, Sheriff.
Damn. Why didn't you teII me that?
Better not hit too hard or the whoIe orphanage is gonna faII in.
This feeIs kind of awkward.
just remember those boys are very popuIar around here.
And me with this basketfuI of Iemonade and chitIin sandwiches.
I got me three medaIs in two wars...
-I'II just get it. -Okay. Thank you.
No way.
since you're stuck here in that waitress outfit.
Now get her out.
Look. Don't get me wrong.
Rosco, before you start buiIding any crosses...
Boss usually has coffee and raw liver.
And the reputation of being the oldest virgin in Hazzard County.
I know we promised not to teII, but she drug it out of us.
A game?
I'd Iove to. But I've gotta get myseIf to work. I'm gonna be Iate.
-Nope. -What do you mean nope?
That'd be wrong, too.
Jesse is a retired moonshiner.
-No. -Yeah.
For the two weeks I've been back, I've fought the rotten county poIitics...
It wouIdn't be much of a chase if we do.
This is Dobro DooIin coming to you Iive from the interchange.
So it's either use the bows or throw rocks.
I want those sIot machines. They've been missing three days.
It aII started about four years ago....
After all, they were his slot machines.
You borrowed my car. What did you do with it?
who'd be reaI embarrassed if everybody knew.
You mean, you know where they are?
for taking all the credit for saving the orphanage.
You got a point there.
-And then the hound dog runs off. -And my car is taken.