Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So in addition to all of that labor…

And in the movie,

and I figured out that what caused that huge traffic jam was

-I like hickeys. I love hickeys. -[crowd laughing]

[crowd cheering, applauding]

And while shooting, all of my girlfriends kept on asking me,

[crowd laughing]

yes, because Mexican women cheat on their husbands,

You can eat an edible at 2:00 p.m…

The only men my mother has ever had an actual conversation with

-[crowd laughing] -"Yeah."

-[woman cheers] -[laughter continues]

Okay? And it was good pussy juice too.

You single people, you don't have to be nice to your mother

-[gasps] -[crowd laughs]

"Well, uh, you-- you know, the good news is that, uh,

And I was so nervous.

Viscous but not too pasty.

that makes a lot more money than you.

My husband's so smart.

And so then she ordered a CT scan, and the results came back.

[crowd chuckles]

And whenever we get into an argument

You know, I came this close

beautiful, gorgeous women, through the DMs.

He gotta have great timing.

And now that I'm the clear breadwinner,

So in addition to being my husband,

pretends that there's a decision to be made together.

and all of your responsibility in life.

if all women wanted and felt like they deserved that,

and stomp on all her vegetables?

and I was so busy

That's how taboo it is for women to cheat on their husbands.

I mean, you really think about it, that is some nutty-ass shit

And you're like, "Okay, I'm bleeding and, um…"

and all women are very good

-like a hammock in the Blue Bayou, okay? -[crowd laughing]

-"She's chill." -[crowd laughs]

and… you straight up just don't listen,

there is all of this performing and pretending involved.

has turned me into a 50-year-old man.

I was like, "I want another colonoscopy."

We call them chuckle fuckers.

That shit was like the "Unchained Melody" scene from Ghost…

Fast-forward to seven years later,

-Like a tattered sail of a pirate ship. -[crowd laughing]

If she got the skills to earn money, power, and respect,

any ounce of mainstream success in comedy,

So all my underwear looks like it's been snacked on by rats.

…because you want time to yourself to binge Bridgerton to feel alive again.

Truth bomb Ali Wong

[crowd cheering, applauding]

in front of all of these strangers,

And then my OBGYN became very concerned

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very sexy Asian American men.

there's a disproportionate amount of men that do stand-up.

House Hunters is a show on HGTV

It's very disturbing, this disparity in quality