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this important woman could be doing with her valuable time…

You know, I'm very jealous

It's highly unlikely that any man in here…

and then it's an emergency.

And then they become obsessed with dried jujubes

…that your toddler threw on the floor…

because it runs in my family.

at the most inconvenient time of the day.

That wasn't passed down to you from your mother.

So if you haven't seen the movie, it's a romantic comedy…

there is no word for a male mistress.

When I saw that in my underwear, when I saw those loogies,

It's so annoying.

And that, single people,

Now, I am told it's because men are threatened

how do you feel about your wife Ali going up on stage

Fan pussy is a great reward for doing stand-up comedy.

"Oh my goodness,

I like Fabuloso, okay?

I was like, "Oh my God, I still got it! I still got it! I still got it!"

You sit there at the most crucial time of the day,

-Merona, whatever's on sale. -[women laughing]

It's all because of fan pussy.

and you see him from this very unflattering angle

I'd be like, "What the fuck am I doing?"

My husband and I are the same age.

Only other married people with kids can empathize

But Barbara is a woman,

I got both of those things.

…while this grown-ass man is straddling your rib cage,

Has your sperm swam in the eyes of an icon?

[applause and cheers continue]

[crowd laughing]

Any man watching me, listening to what I have to say,

[growling, grumbling]

And then it turned out that my colon was perfectly healthy,

…that I'm a real piece of shit, okay?

"She doesn't give a fuck about what I do 'cause she's chill."

"Oh, you don't talk to me like that."

And then she turns to me and says,

-♪ If you trust me -♪ Do it ♪

where not to put it, how fast, how slow,

so you might as well pick the bitch that will give you health insurance, okay?

I want to be part of your Telemundo, okay?

I think that what happened was, at the time,

is frightening.

You're too scared to ask your wife for alone time,

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of wanting to fool around outside of your marriage,