Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-♪ Prove it ♪ -[song fades]

-♪ If you want me -♪ Show it ♪

was making us believe

so flattered, so blessed and highly favored,

Their tattooed eyebrows turn green and shit.

There's too many factors.

[crowd applauding, cheering]

[cheering fades]

…because it's easier to put it in your mouth

I have a very specific type.

by chasing your wife and kids out of the bathroom

that having it all was limited to having a family and a career.

-Yeah. -[crowd cheers loudly]

I want equal pleasure.

[cheers continue]

People like to assume that because my husband is very spiritual

-[laughter continues] -[exhales]

I was like, "Oh my God, I am so powerful."

You-- You don't know how free you are.

Monogamy made sense when we lived until we were 40 years old.

It could've sealed up all the holes in my underwear like Gorilla Glue, it was…

[crowd cheering, applauding]

they get to date models,

and then you celebrate me."

Pungent but not too dank, it was… Mwah!

and at the same time, it's so forgiving of men who cheat on their wives.

All these women, they keep coming up to me…

[indistinct chatter]

and sew them into wigs for his antique doll collection.

Yeah, I'm 39 right now,

-hasn't contacted me yet, you know? -[crowd applauds loudly]

You want to fuck around with me? Let me know,

about cheating on my husband…

That is statistically probable.

and so she thinks it's okay to come home and boss me around."

Her world is a lot smaller than mine.

I want to have a family, a career,

[crowd chuckling]

that I'm-- I'm clearly alarmed by what I see here."

he looking down at you, you looking up at him,

It is so easy, especially when you compare it to sucking dick,

how many of them gonna let you cum on their face?

by women with money, power, and respect.

You better give me two weeks' notice, okay?

We have too much guilt and shame

He had his arms wrapped around me,