Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

by chasing your wife and kids out of the bathroom

[cheers continue]

-Yeah. -[crowd cheers loudly]

and so she thinks it's okay to come home and boss me around."

about cheating on my husband…

I want to have a family, a career,

He had his arms wrapped around me,

Their tattooed eyebrows turn green and shit.

and sew them into wigs for his antique doll collection.

so flattered, so blessed and highly favored,

-[laughter continues] -[exhales]

I was like, "Oh my God, I am so powerful."

Monogamy made sense when we lived until we were 40 years old.

[indistinct chatter]

by women with money, power, and respect.

I want equal pleasure.

There's too many factors.

That is statistically probable.

It is so easy, especially when you compare it to sucking dick,

You better give me two weeks' notice, okay?

-♪ If you want me -♪ Show it ♪

Her world is a lot smaller than mine.

that having it all was limited to having a family and a career.

All these women, they keep coming up to me…

You-- You don't know how free you are.

how many of them gonna let you cum on their face?

We have too much guilt and shame

Pungent but not too dank, it was… Mwah!

was making us believe

[crowd applauding, cheering]

they get to date models,

[crowd chuckling]

You want to fuck around with me? Let me know,

Yeah, I'm 39 right now,

I have a very specific type.

People like to assume that because my husband is very spiritual

-♪ Prove it ♪ -[song fades]

[cheering fades]

[crowd cheering, applauding]

he looking down at you, you looking up at him,

and then you celebrate me."

that I'm-- I'm clearly alarmed by what I see here."

…because it's easier to put it in your mouth

-hasn't contacted me yet, you know? -[crowd applauds loudly]

It could've sealed up all the holes in my underwear like Gorilla Glue, it was…

and at the same time, it's so forgiving of men who cheat on their wives.