Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[crowd cheering, applauding]

about cheating on my husband…

It is so easy, especially when you compare it to sucking dick,

how many of them gonna let you cum on their face?

There's too many factors.

they get to date models,

It could've sealed up all the holes in my underwear like Gorilla Glue, it was…

and at the same time, it's so forgiving of men who cheat on their wives.

Her world is a lot smaller than mine.

was making us believe

I was like, "Oh my God, I am so powerful."

Yeah, I'm 39 right now,

by chasing your wife and kids out of the bathroom

[crowd chuckling]

You better give me two weeks' notice, okay?

Pungent but not too dank, it was… Mwah!

You want to fuck around with me? Let me know,

I have a very specific type.

that I'm-- I'm clearly alarmed by what I see here."

That is statistically probable.

and then you celebrate me."

and sew them into wigs for his antique doll collection.

…because it's easier to put it in your mouth

All these women, they keep coming up to me…

I want to have a family, a career,

-hasn't contacted me yet, you know? -[crowd applauds loudly]

and so she thinks it's okay to come home and boss me around."

-[laughter continues] -[exhales]

-♪ Prove it ♪ -[song fades]

[cheers continue]

Monogamy made sense when we lived until we were 40 years old.

[indistinct chatter]

-♪ If you want me -♪ Show it ♪

Their tattooed eyebrows turn green and shit.

by women with money, power, and respect.

[crowd applauding, cheering]

so flattered, so blessed and highly favored,

-Yeah. -[crowd cheers loudly]

He had his arms wrapped around me,

We have too much guilt and shame

People like to assume that because my husband is very spiritual

I want equal pleasure.

that having it all was limited to having a family and a career.

he looking down at you, you looking up at him,

[cheering fades]

You-- You don't know how free you are.