Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rachel.
of reserving the auditorium for Cheerios! Practice,
You're kind of my moose.
I'm glad that you're not.
You have nothing to worry about. You're going to destroy this.
your idiotic musical.
and spent several months backpacking
- I thought this was home. - Doesn't feel like it anymore.
and I think I can be off-book by Friday.
don't be afraid to open with a ballad.
Yeah.
When is it?
... to be perfectly honest,
♪ Now your bangs are curled ♪
they plucked stars from the firmament
♪ I can get off my rocks ♪
in the lamestream media's definition of "science,"
No. That's unfortunate.
So what you gotta do...
♪ The chicks'll scream ♪ ♪ Uh, uh... ♪
♪ There are worse things I could do ♪
Go because it's your friends, it's your high school.
my recently broken-up-with ex-boyfriend
- Come on. Now? - Ooh, release.
♪ You are supreme ♪ ♪ Uh, uh! ♪
♪ Beauty school dropout ♪
Man, this week hasn't been easy, knowing it was the last time
So, do you know the director
You mean the faded southern belle
Want a donut, Marley?
- Adele is dead. - No.
Kill two birds with one stone.
♪ Elvis, Elvis, let me be ♪
I had to accept how I am.
whoever he wants to be.
If you can't accept that, that's on you.
I'm not interested.
Thanks for dragging me into this, dude.
Remember that time you got out of that date
Well...
♪ Go, greased lightnin' ♪
Her recently broken-up-with ex-boyfriend is directing
this is none of your business, and besides, I've already
which always involves a tissue,
I'd rather not.
six-ton stomach explode
but if floaty the Gravy Clown
Look, ever since Wade was a little boy,
Oh, you guys have to come backstage and say hi.
I rode him for six years until he broke my hymen.
Now, uh, let's try it again with, like,
♪ Who wants their hair done by a slob? ♪
♪ Wholesome and pure ♪
Look out there.
we're worried about Wade's safety.
That's awesome. Congratulations.
What are you gonna tell me, that it wasn't serious?
All right, well, just remember, no matter how many times
- I don't know. - Maybe we can hot glue an elastic band on.
Thanks.
to rewrite the arts curriculum nationwide.
Wait, is that true?
to binge and purge.
a blue ribbon panel
Believe me, the whole time I was directing it,
dime-a...
Guys, I know I can do this.
♪ Ba-doom ♪ ♪ La, la, la ♪
He died?
Figgins' office, right now.
Haven't seen you much the last couple of weeks.
on my last trip home, so...
He's the theater critic for The McKinley Muckraker.
And you are thin and beautiful.
Who the hell is Patty Simcox?
including hillbilly hand-fishing,
Have you been crying?
♪ Why this car's automatic? ♪
Are you sure?
Yeah, I think that's good.
and his brutal deconstruction