Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One !
I Didn't Stutter
How I feel right now
Salute
Major Payne's a major dis
I didn't do that to come back and be conquered by no woman and a bunch of kids.
If you turds can bring me that trophy,
I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this !
Just let me touch it...
me
- That's a very cynical plan. - Yeah, but it won't backfire.
What's the matter with you, boy ?
Shouldn't let 'em go to waste.
hit me in the face.
You'll Wanna See Nurturing?
- Just a little bit - When you get home, now
Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann
Pop your titty Outa his mouth
You won't have to worry about that anymore.
You're a liar and you're a cheat
And I looked down,
Don’t all run at once!
It’s Been Two Whole days Since I Killed Me A Beer And Already I’m Starting To Get The Itch
Yo, turd-sniffer. Maggot-face !
me
unacceptable, sir.
Pop yo' titty out his mouth And let the boy grow up
Forward march
Count 'em out ! Let me see that belly roll !
take my gun apart and put it back together...
Then let's win it, you bruised-up turd !
Quality Assurance
Hello, Betty.
When your brother tries to eye contact you to ask you if he can play on your Xbox
Bye. Have a good time.
When the Washington Nationals Said they gonna sweep the Houston Astros
Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann
Bad
See now, what we have here...
You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs.
And when a man gets to eyeballin' me,
Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie ?
- Whoa, yeah, a little respect - Just a little bit
Sir yes sir
My plans for everything
- Mister - Just a little bit
'Less you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it."
Get used to the sound of that word !
- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ?
It was just me and my sidearm.
It was me, sir. I hired him.
- Yes. - Good !
- Hey, baby - Just a little bit
Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here...
Break it on down Break it on down
Agh.
The man who lives in my closet.
You eyeball me again, I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag.
I've toured 11 separate engagements...
You hit that boy again, I'm gonna do more than salute you.
I'm gonna go out there and win that stupid trophy.
Drop down, give me 25 pushups now!
why you shaved the children bald ?
Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go !
Do... not... attempt...
You'd Wanna See Nurturing?
You think charlie care anything about slippery?
Go, Tiger ! Go !
Dad: That’s why I want to cherish my time with you My stupid ass:
Ah, heh-heh-heh.
- Is that him ? - Yeah, come on !
Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated.
Squad !
to his needs.
He makes us squat when we piss
You will arrive tomorrow at 1600 for briefing.
Sir, yes, sir !
- Do you all understand me ? - Sir, yes, sir !
full of fun and adventure.
Then I guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire.
Huh, huh, huh, huh
Gotta get a job!!!
Hog killing is my business ladies And business is good
- Yeah ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !
Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride !
Don't you watch Oprah ?
I will be... sensitive...
Who wants to be a Champion?
Their hairdo, that is. Heh-heh-heh.
you tried to do for Tiger tonight.
i'm gonna kill you boys
What about all those stories about the little people that do big things ?
I can't feel my legs."
both legs missin'.
Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you...
What we Have Here... is a Failure to Communicate
But it's not a life or death situation.
What if this was a life or death situation ?
Nobody ever lets you do anything when you’re too little.
What's the matter, you can't see, either ?
Nobody does the robot anymore.
Sensitive, sensitive.
Bend over and spread 'em, girl
- Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Respect when you come home
- It is now.
When they tell me people at work think I’m an asshole
Republicans say tithe dumocrats After Harris loses the election
And I'm bad to the bone
Said leave this one alone
Cut a little rug
Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School.
and be back here pronto !
Post.
That's not what I asked !
- H-Heathcoat, sir ! - Heathcoat.
- B-B-B-B-Bad - Follow me !
you want want sympathy look in in the dictionary between shit and syphilis! shut up major payne
Maybe I'll have to change my name...
- Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted...
in the emotional growth and development of these little ones ?
Tomorrow We are going to start the hard stuff
Happy Birthday Joshy! Hopes it Major fun!
This little engine's mission...
This is unsatisfactory !
You'll get no sympathy from me.