Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Arms, hut ! Left face !
You like to rhyme, boy ?
No. I'd like to see my men.
Boom ! An explosion happened.
I’m gon put my foot in your ——— Is that clear?!!
That's a mighty fine handshake you got there.
- Ain't you never been married ?
- I got 25. - Put me down for 40.
Why don't you and I become partners...
You find a piece of candy in your pocket ?
Slippery, he say !
DON'T BE HATE'N!
You know, when they're through with you, they're just gonna cut you loose again.
Well, maybe that's because he's six.
Make me feel all funny
Turd this, turd that. Who he think he is ?
I got somethin' to say to you.
Hold on, guys. Wait-- Oof !
- I get hard after seein' you - Heh-heh-heh.
it'll be because you have led them to a victory.
I might have glanced at it once or twice.
I guess nobody's responsible.
How many chuggas
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And you will respect me.
- Get down, do dat, do dat - Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo !
I ain't never no, no
for two hours of weapons drill.
- Deserve it ? - Yeah.
Sir.
Good shot, Williams. I got nothin' to say to you.
- Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.
I said, "Bubba, they ain't there."
is Major Benson Winifred Payne !
One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir.
Then I guess in need to dig farther into my repertoire
You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance.
You want them gone girl? Yes maam
Back to killin'. You wanna come ?
It’s been two whole weeks Since I sodoed mojo with my boy
See you later, loser.
Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.
Squad ! Atten-hut !
There gotta be somebody need some killin'.
Welcome, parents, to Madison School.
- Sound off - One, two
I Can’t take this ish no mo Gots to be a TDY somewhere
You've killed 'em all. Good luck.
You think your tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet...
I did somethin' bad.
While you were on vacation, we've been havin' some real problems here.
Toot Tooooot
You wanna wrestle?
All that hard work they did, they did for you.
Quick fast and in a hurry
Sir yes sir!
Ohhh Suck it up
- Two, sir.
All right ? And then his chest cavity exploded.
Turner Family
- If he's still in there, he ain't happy. - What was that ?
Let's move out.
Toot, toot !
Seven 23-hour days...
Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy.
Them Some Mighty Fine Vittles
You know, there ain't no pets allowed on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura.
Good night.
Read it. Apply it.
Won't complain That's where I'll stay
Hit it
Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team.
What happened to the other dress ?
it'll be because you failed them.
Mmm. Mmm.
as your commanding officer !
Gotcha.
Getup Getup Getuuup! Get Roll’n!
...I'll have no choice but to tear you apart! Is that clear, dummy?
- otherwise I'll kick your ass back to Mayberry !
You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose,
After you torture him, so he don't have to through life with a colostomy bag
They all stay satisfied
Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ?
What I see I make my own
Look at you, though.
So stand back and step clear Madison cadets are the ones to fear
Agh? My Finger?
Drop down, give me 30 situps right now ! Let's go !
sports have made me paraniod and when all get to wilding with aux usage and disrespect. it makes my plotting meter go up, and I get the urge to start some disciplinary action
Feel all Funny
He's gotta be joking.
You've Wanna See Nurturing?
Now, now, now put your arm around him.
You Payne ?
Stapleton, present arms !
Want me to take back some of those mean and hurtful little things I said ?
You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli.
It makes me feel all funny.
Your unit will be leaving out of Washington.
- Bad to the bone - I've been shot !
Hello, Betty.
I can't feel my legs! So, see you Monday!
and stop eatin' all that damn candy, you fat pig ?
You nasty little work
major payne is gonna kill you, sir!
You dumocrats are stupid Your mom's and dads are brothers and sisters
Give me your hand.
Benson.
- Uh, I'm-- - Sure. - Yeah.
Ain't no need for name-calling.
Lopez Telling his new PLT about the horrors of SLC
Did you ?
Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot !
- No. - Get off.