Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you want it ?

You Wanna SEES Nurturing?

Pop that coochie

- Turds, commence firing ! - Let's just tell Phillips.

Butt's so tight he can't pass gas

- I'm not gonna chase you.

Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade.

Go tell Mama bring my field knife.

Show me those cultured pearls

Don't you walk away from me.

What do you say ?

We got work to do.

You know, I think you're really making some wonderful strides...

Gimme a little salute.

Welcome, men, to Wellington Academy,

what are you lookin at chaa'

Stroke it like this!

Unity, Turds: That is the key word in “unit,” without the “y.”

I wanted children. He didn't.

Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation.

Don't you ever make no jokes about me behind my back,

Stone. You are now cadet sergeant.

while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle.

Fourth place: Taggert.

Well, what could be more important than my boys winnin' this here competition ?

It’s been 81 hours since I played me some Car Soccer. Now I’m starting to get the itch

My husband after sex...

'Cause I ain't never

What do you want, Mister Pee-body ?

Falling Moving You Idiots Let’s Go

Yours Wanna See Nurturing?

All right, ladies.

I'd like to make a suggestion.

Ain't you gonna dance ?

So why'd ya come back ? We don't need you.

Good day, Miss Walburn.

and stop babyin' him !"

grab a rack and settle in.

Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho

you will reside at the R.O.T.C. buildin'.

is one minute, twenty seconds !

Hey, hey, hey, Major. Where you goin' ?

What’s The Matter, You Can’t See Either?

causin' instant death and simultaneous bowel evacuation.

- He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ?

You think that stopped the little engine that could ?

who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition:

I'm goin put my foot In you !!!!! Do you understand me dummy!!!

Just work that body all the way out

Well, you know what y'all got comin' ?

These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open.

I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline.

Want me to show you lil trick …to keep yo mind off the pain?

Sports have made me paranoid The disrespect and aux usage today got my plotting meter going up

You want me gone boy

Now put your head on his shoulder.

I wanna know who's responsible.

if he don't get across that rope, I'm gonna hang him with it !

- Heh-heh-heh. - Major !

The rest of you garbage,

Agh. My Finger.

You like to beat lower belts Lampe!

No Sir - Then you hold it in you little turd.

I said, "Bubba, they ain't there."

It's somethin' special.

This u right now

You wanted in. I got you in.

Dem some mighty fine vittles

Uh, Cadet Alex Stone, sir !

I don't like it.

When your brother tries to eye contact you to ask you if he can play on your Xbox

I don't know, sir.

From now on, my little group of scrotum sacs,

Come on ! You can do it !

When you make that coochie pop

but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment.

Been 2 whole weeks since I've lifted a plate... Already getting the itch...

Now I'm gonna ask you nicely, please return to your vehicle.

It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback.

And they gazed in wide wonder

Just a little bit

You must be Major Payne.

Thank you, Major.

we will be announcing activities throughout the day,

I'm sorry, Ms. Elizabeth Man. I dont mean to bother you. . . .

Won't complain That's where I'll stay

into a well-disciplined cadet unit.

IIIII'm gonna kill you boys

- Good plan this time, Alex. - Why don't you shut up ?

- You're runnin' out of food and I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit

Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week.

THEM SOME MIGHTY FINE VITTLES