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YOU WANNA SEE NURTURING?
You don't know.
tiger I'm gonna chop your little head off he he ha ha!
Whoo ! You's a pure genius !
Sweeter than honey
What, and send you on a vacation ?
- Feel I'm gettin' weaker...
What we've tried to develop here...
I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games.
Don't you sass me like your mother.
Now here we are together
Republicans to dumocrats After Harris loses election
America killed an Iranian general
you will strive to be like me.
This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute.
Break it on down
I guess you should expel me sir And send you on a vacation?
Sensitive.
It's called a nightmare.
What we Have Here... is a Failure to Communicate
Yes, sir ! First exercise will be the side straddle hop !
what are you lookin at #@%$^^
No sympathy
Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go !
The trophy of a champion.
Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife,
Make me feel all funny
Choo choo!!
me in helldivers
Pop, Pop that coochie, baby Pop, pop, pop that coochie
- This one's prettier.
Come on, bacon-boy ! Come on !
- Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major.
Do I have any more volunteers ?
Six. Seven.
Yo, Payne !
Killing Wardens is my business And business is good
I see we have a sickly boy on our hands
- Nah, that senile old fool ain't gonna help us.
We can get down 'cause it's in our souls
me
i want to suck your balls hehehehehaha
It makes my agent orange act up
Drill team leader: Private Kevin "Tiger" Dunne.
'les you can flip yourself upside down and walk on your hands.. ..you ain't gon' make it!!
And I'm stuck like glue
Here, gimme your hand.
'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job.
That's why i Iove you
- Come in.
Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor.
Payne's not here He's in our ass
You need to loosen up.
From now on, you are no longer turds.
Now I didn't go through all that to come out empty-handed.
Do you really think that this approach...
That is my deal.
The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne.
When the solo mask shot at him Not realizing I’ve just come out of Stella
- You're runnin' out of food - Just a little bit
- To own it ? - Yeah.
Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas...
- Ready, squad ! - Dotson, sit down and shut up.
Just do any effect to turn us on Them girls got it goin' on
When your bully eyeballs you
- I was just gonna-- - Don't touch the whistle.
I gotta get a job.
The R.O.T.C. program.
Po Po Po Po Power With Bearglove
Bam ! "I saw what you did to my friend !" Bam !
Squad ! Atten-hut !
I don't call it babying. I call it nurturing.
Is good
I'm not gonna chase you.
Lol See
You think Charlie care anything about slippery ?
i want to suck your balls hehehehehaha
Bring me my trophy
It’s been a while two hours since I grabbed me an AP And already I’m starting to get the itch
Chugga chugga chugga chugga, Chugga chugga chugga chugga, toot toot!
What are you doin' here ?
I... am not...
Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh.
What, you callin' me a liar ?
- Take your fat, pork chop body over that-- - You-- You shut up.
Bust a move !
- Shh. Shh. - Ahem.
- All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is.
And I said, "Bubba, it's 30 miles to the nearest town.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY LEFT!
- Me too. - Okay.
They puttin' on a fashion show.
We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son !
It's so damp. What about my allergies ?
This morning, you are all equal.
- How 'bout you, Williams ? - What, are you kidding ?
And what the hell is that ?
major payne agh boy shut up
You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis
You're gonna need it.
All right, knock it off!
You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin,
- Major ! Major ! Major ! - Bam ! Bam ! Bam !
- Both of his parents are dead. - Car accident, 1989.
What'd you say to me, turd ?