Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the new lieutenant colonel list.

Alright, my little patch of Brussel Spouts

Go on, now. Git !

What do you want, Mr Pee-body ?

This is it, our big chance to get rid of Payne.

No, I checked on that.

I Am Not your damn brother

from Iraq to Haiti,

Agh!? My Finger!?

All right, Fox. Keep goin'.

- On your mark. Get set.

You guys better start getting ready. We gotta be there in an hour.

But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ?

We're gonna have to prove...

Major Payne, sir.

Love my barracks night and day

and already I'm startin' to get the itch.

'Cause Wuligar's gotta take the pictures.

When you sleep all day And don’t exercise on 2087

Makes us squat when we piss

I mighta made a little anonymous call.

"Pop your titty out his mouth...

Take it. I don’t want it.

I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER

For your convenience,

you will strive to be like me.

Them some mighty fine vittles.

No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg.

It makes me feel all funny.

Kings and queens step aside

What are you lookin' at, ass-eyes ?

Alex, where are you going ?

What you need You know I got it

See I told ya Ok

So do l. Heh-heh-heh.

No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along.

Hello, Miss Walburn.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me

- Ready on the firing range ! - It can't be legal the way he's been treating us.

I gotta get a job!

These animals are so pathetic, their own commander didn't even bother to show up.

I'm the one that's blind, you idiot.

be disqualified from the final competition !

I'm sorry, Ms. Elizabeth Man. I didn't mean to bother you.

I suggest we get this party started.

We started out as boys Now we're men and we're makin' noise

You get two chances to advance,

Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours.

Our Wanna See Nurturing?

You maggots couldn't hit a bull in the ass !

Major Payne. The new commandant ?

uproot yourselves, climb out the pool and get some rest.

Michelle is the Drama

That's not me. It's not Payne !

Is that okay with you, Colonel ?

Now, be advised, ladies,

Relax. Do you know why you're here ?

- Nothing, sir ! - You plottin' on me, boy ?

Wellington Academy, sir !

You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.

Woman, under this here hat...

I don't suppose you dance.

How hard Hard like a rock

Will you be my big helper and help me do that ?

Why don't you run on back to your room...

Let me give you a little history on Kevin Dunne.

Its been 81 hours since I played me some car soccer And already, I’m startin to get the itch

This ain't no walk in the park ! Move it ! Hustle, hustle !

You think that stopped the little engine that could ?

May I make a suggestion ?

Man, you sure about this ? He looks awake to me.

jala carajo jala

- what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh.

Go lead your men into victory.

Let me tell you all somethin': War has made me very paranoid !

Y-You said you were gonna--

- And I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit

Then I guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire.

Did you even see that trophy ?

Bring me my shiny!

Now you get on outta my face 'fore I pick you up and toss you out that window !

combat killin' machines.

He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line.

My husband after sex...

What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ?

Colin Killed when the school exploced

Bee sensitive to their needs."

- 'Course we do. - Who ?

Do you want to dance? Well, I’ve been known to cut a lil rug .

You're mine now. I own you.

Shake it, don't break it It took your mama nine months to make it

BF: you know I will always love you. There are so many great things about you! What’s do you think is great about me! My stupid mind:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm gonna kill yo boys

that can't hold your liquid out in public.

I Didn't Stutter

Man, get in there.

The dog ain't blind.

Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

- One, sir. - Come on, pork chop !

My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne !