Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dotson, take these men for two hours of P.T. !

I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry.

When ole girl walked in the store. You wanna wrestle?

- Like what ? - Like golf.

- Moving that body with plenty of action

Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap.

- Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home

and ain't gonna leave until you do !

Don't push the maybe Baby

If I poke your stomach will it make you go: "OOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!"

and all that other bullshit that you taught us ?

He's in there ?

that Phillips will have no choice but to fire him.

All right, my little patch of Brussels sprouts,

Lula May's baby boy !

And Bubba come crawlin' out the back door,

Way to go this time, Alex.

You know what a nightmare is ?

at the rank of Lieutenant Colonel.

Let's win them games.

Got no worry, got no stress

This what I wanted to say to her

I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

You know what ? I'm gonna help you make room for lunch, bacon-boy.

Do you like the movies ?

I took it out myself with a field knife.

- with them big-ass ears, boy ! - Yeah, Dumbo ! Fly, baby, fly !

We don't have to go to the games. Payne's gone.

I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left.

You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis !

Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go !

otherwise I stomp you in the ground !

I acted alone, sir.

Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that VPN?

Wuligar. You take these two and cover the right.

You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis !

That I'd leave you if I could

Will the teachers please report to the quad...

No. I didn't, actually.

Major Payne, sir.

Go change your Huggies, boy

Ooh, your kisses

Doin' tricks to make us holler

- Want me to show you a little trick ?

- Shut up, Brian ! - Shh ! Come on.

- Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy.

- Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive.

When that Ghetto D Makes you have war visions

Know this: Killin' is my business, ladies,

Now on the day I was born

Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, do dat, do dat

is for you to pop your titty out his mouth...

Take your mind off that arm ?

'Cause we feel good in our dress

is the best way to gain the trust of these boys ?

From this day forward,

- All right, Dotson ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !

It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian.

That you ain't no good

I didn't want you to be brother !

Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't apply to me.

Your Wanna See Nurturing?

At ease, Payne.

- No, sir ! - Well, let me tell you somethin', ass-eyes.

All right my little patch of Brussels sprouts Unplant yourselves

Madison, present arms !

Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle

And what is your damage, muscle-head ? You stupid ?

Oh, heh-heh-heh.

- Payne did something so vile,

I like to hang upside down blindfolded,

Madison Preparatory School.

I'm sorry, Ms. Elizabeth Man. I didn't mean to bother you.

is a sadistic father figure scaring the life out of him.

I am replacin' Major Frankfurt...

If these men win the Virginia Military Games,

Well, why not Wuligar ?

Tiger ! Tiger, come back here !

There's only one place where we can go

You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ?

Sir, yes, sir !

How bout you pop yo titty outta that nigga's mouth and keep his nutsack out off yo tongue and stop babying that motherfukka

Girl, you know you look so cute

your damn brother !

to understandin'."

one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce.

There's a situation in Bosnia that requires your special services.

What are you lookin at Ass eyes

And all I'm askin' in return, honey

Who's the dummy now?

Perhaps over dinner ?

You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ?

BEING AMAZING IS OUR BUSINESS!

T the app but it does seem like a lot

Yes, and the eye-gouging part.

I see we have a sickly boy on our hands.

It's Been Two Whole Weeks Since I Killed Me A Man,

All I want you to do for me is give it to me when you get home