Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice !
And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic,
Dwight Williams, but the boys call me "D," sir.
Whoa ! Catch it !
and until you win those games,
I'm sorry, Ms. Elizabeth I didn't Mena to bother you. . . .
- Happy to meet you. - Same here.
I hate it
- Get in !
how i sleep
One, two, three Get down on the hip-hop
Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga.
Dem some mighty fine vittles
- I don't need your book. - Take it.
we gonna start the hard stuff.
Hit me with a one, two, three, four
I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now.
- Respect when you come home
Get off of him !
my skills as a trained killer.
so perverse,
I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
Nah, of course not.
Yes, sir. Actually, he is deaf.
Loved a man the way--
If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir !
What in the world would anybody want with a blind dog ?
Can ya read lips
I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots...
What you want
Good boy.
Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r !
Maybe I like you
Seven 23-Hour Days of Fun and Adventure
then we gotta show you the hatch.
Hello Betty!
Why do I feel like a shitass
Whee-e-e-e, doggie !
Payne'll never get off the can.
Look, woman.
Charlie rigged a bridge with plastic explosives...
TIR YED TIR
Chugging chugga Chooo choo
What's your name, girlfriend ?
Do you accept it ?
It makes my agent orange act up
- but as your friend.
Aw, phooey !
Fly Baby Fly
Let the games begin !
Stacey Abrams after the election
You Richard Pryor, ain't you ? Whoo !
Step Work
if they happen.
Do you understand me?? - SIR, YES, SIR!
Come on, he can't do it ! Leave him alone.
Stop that cryin' ! You'll get no pity from me !
Looks like we got another TSgt on our hands here, guys!
Taggert, present arms.
She's tryin' to give me a shot !
I don’t play about Ms. Tia!
Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than...
You know how far we are from the kitchen ?
- I heard that it's time for you to leave.
Otherwise I’ll kick your butt back to China.
When your brother tries to eye contact you to ask you if he can play on your Xbox
That bad man ain't gonna bother you no more.
- and stickin' it in your little tiny heart ?
Yeah, brother.
- They did it for themselves. - Benson.
Rank, rest !
Heh-heh. That's another rhyme.
I want that man arrested !
What happened ? You terminate his command ?
and have his brains mailed back to his mother.
No one: Coffee:
Come on ! Wait ! Hold on.
The Triad Academy Headmaster After August 8th
Philly stomp
B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad
Major, Major ! It's okay !
or even dig in your butts without my say-so !
I was told you were on an important assignment.
- The hard stuff ?
Charlie getting stronger in the Jungle
Try it.
there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ?
Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy !
"Die, pig ! Die ! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive !"
Major, I have news so good I've decided to deliver it personally.
Major Payne, could you please help me to understand...
Let's go.