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- 'Cause you have got the biggest tits.
'Cause we feel good in our dress
Maybe what he need...
And I call it neutering !
Roamin' to the music and shakin' real fast
I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair
Benson.
I asked to leave. Them boys are makin' me soft.
What do you think I oughta do with you ?
You tellin' me to shut up ? Why don't you shut your damn mouth...
Don’t move let me shoot that fly!”BAM”
The green boys.
Just warming up
Only thing he knows is slit your throat.
Hehehehe
Ike Mains
BD
Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you.
Four. Five.
Second place: Madison Preparatory.
In fact, I'd love to talk to you about that story.
Toot! Toot!
the water on my knee will quench your thirst.
You call that being sensitive ?
Agh My Finger My Finger
Anyway, I called my dad. I'm leavin' this stupid school.
Fee-fi-fo-fum.
And when you saw it, did you want it ?
Hey, Williams ! You tell Marlee Matlin's son...
Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r !
God, I'm hungry.
And I'm bad to the bone
If you don't believe battle us and you will see
All right, we're takin' out Payne tomorrow !
This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team.
It's been three whole days since I mowed the lawn.
Is to give me my propers when you get home
Make me feel all funny.
Hungry for action.
Don’t push the “ navy “ , baby
That's it ?
Order arms
You're just not a soggy one.
Great. What happened to unity and family...
grab a rack and settle in.
You need me to tell you the story about the Little Engine That Could again ?
you will be bald like me !
You mean, the explosion !
Hey, Heathcoat, your parents comin' today ?
before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off.
Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on !
Makes me feel all funny
Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours.
So how 'bout it, guys ? You with me ?
And if he's still in there, he ain't happy !
It’s been 6 whole days since I bought a watch
Lula May’s baby boy
I can't hear you! - SIR, YES, SIR!
Ready to do whatever
Go on back to your bunk, son.
And I want you to have that.
I'm gonna be on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm
I wanna get that trophy, sir.
- One, sir. - I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man.
Get down and get funky and you don't stop, what, do dat, do dat
Don't all run at once.
Put up a white picket fence ? Adopt Tiger and become the lovin' male role model ?
- And guess what, so is my money - Forty inches breast-to-back.
dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic asshole !
your sorry asses belong to me.
I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement.
O.k. I'm sorry you're just a little turd
Oooh. Looks like...
You're Wanna See Nurturing?
and them little bloody nubs was kickin' real fast, like this here.
Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along.
- Ready ! - Damn ! He nearly put you in a coma.
You will walk like me, talk like me,
SLIPPERY, HE SAY
Sensitive.
''The ABC's of the Loving Male Role Model."
- Yoo-hoo ! - What ?
- Let's move out ! - Get in front of that wall !
Ah, heh-heh-heh.
Thank you, Benson.
Shitposting is my business and Business...IS...GOOD!
What beanstalk you fall from ?
You're a family, a team.
I think I'll wait a moment. My stomach's a little upset.
- That I'm bad to the bone - My arm !
Doin' what they did to turn us out
Wellington, present arms !
What, you think I'm gonna come and help you make me look bad ?
Weren't you gonna be my big helper ?
Okay. I'll go get ready.
That I was bad to the bone
It's been two whole weeks since I played me some softball And already I'm starting to get the Itch
He look up at me. He said, "Payne !
It will bring them together Just like it did in the greatest movie ever
Oh, that's my little incentive program.
I've trained 20,432...