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Its been 6 whole weeks since I played me a video game I'm starting to get the itch
Ain’t no need for name calling
You think I owe you an apology ?
I can't hear you!
- I don't want it. - Take it.
I said do you want me Gone solider
with them big ass ears boy ! yeah dumbo! fly daddy fly
That boy know the drill like the knob on the back of his head.
- Hit me with a one, two - One, two
Bad to the bone
I said do you want me Gone solider!
- we are going to win the Virginia Military Games !
What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ?
- Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, oof, oof - Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h !
I'd like to be the first to welcome you...
- No, sir ! - What's your name, tubby ?
"The ABC's of the Loving Male Role Model."
Matt Where You Goin?
- What, you want to steal it ? - No, sir.
Or than one of them burritos with extra Guacamole sauce
And I'm here to tell you, honey
Play that butt and don't you quit
- One, two... three, four - Mark time, march !
What are you looking at ass eyes!!
How you feel when hunting camp is over...
there was plenty opposition.
got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin'.
It’s Been Two Whole Years Since I Killed Me A Man And Already I’m Starting To Get The Itch
Okay.
Excuse me ? What did you say ?
Gotta' be somebody need some fixin'
we got another major on our hands here, guys.
- Two, chubby, chubby ! - Two, sir.
Gon naah Git !!
- When ya get home - Just a little bit
Here are your tickets.
you will strive to be like me.
I can't believe he actually left.
Take off those dresses. Head to your barracks. Fold 'em up neatly.
and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets.
Mi super traje
Let me break it down.
You've Copped 'Em All. Good Luck.
He'll hang you with it ! Ha-ha-ha !
Its been 4 whole months since I mowed me a yard... I'm starting to get the itch.
What kind of shootin' is that ?
Thir yeth thir
All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place !
That damn Payne's already starting to get on my nerves.
Alex ! Alex !
One of trust and understanding.
before my nose starts to bleed.
What are the boys doing in those dresses ?
with the way you're dealing with the children.
so disgusting...
Well, I told him that you have something that you'd like to say to him.
You like to Hurt Lower belts Lampe!
2.5 hour drive Full of fun and adventure
He hit me !
Maybe I told myself that I want to see you win first place...
Mo-o-o-o-ve !
Go change your Huggies, boy,
I toured 11 separate engagements.
was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload...
Yeah, no thanks to you.
Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off the pain?
Knock it off ! Knock it off !
From my heart. Left ventricle.
go say hello to Tito
It will bring them together as a team Arkansas Slayers 2024
Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir.
At the joy they had found
My friends keep tellin' me
Can you read lips ? Let me break it down.
You ignorant, or you just plain ol' deaf ?
Bee a good listener.
Love my barracks night and day
Don't you feel dumb ?
Not everything can be about war.
- Bad to the bone
קחי אותה את, לא תודה
and you will pay the price.
You want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!
Neutralize
When Tim doesn't approve 5 second
after you torture him, so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag?
Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot !
Fall in ! Move it, you idiots ! Let's go !
It’s been two whole hours since I’ve arrested a man. And already I’m starting to itch.
Guess I just had that one a-comin'.
Hey, Dumbo ! You should be able to fly through those tubes...
- Sock it to me, sock it to me - A little respect
- You want to win it ? - I want to earn it, sir.
You must be Major Payne
Are you on the XRP train? All aboard!
i'm gonna kill you boys boy shut up
It's been two whole weeks since I choked me a man and i'm starting to get the itch
I will resign my command.
I didn't think so.
- to Pimp Daddy Payne !
- They hate you. - Good.