Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Major Payne's a major dis
And blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere !
What A Nightmare
as long as you keep them out of my hair.
I wanna tell you about it baby
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take out T-C-P
I see we got a sickly boy on our hands, we better boost your immune system son, drop drown and give me 25.
Williams, go.
We have an R.O.T.C. program ?
We gotta get rid of that son of a bitch.
My parents said they'd come, but they said they got allergies.
Well, your story, while colorful--
What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ?
Go, Tiger Do dat, do dat
It make you feel good to see a black man runnin' things, huh ?
Happy Birthday Joshy! Hope your day is Major Fun!
He's coming ! He's coming !
Company ! Atten-hut !
to the 58th annual Junior R.O.T.C. Virginia Military Games.
I want that trophy.
Dan Makes me feel all funny
Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party.
- It's gonna cost us. How much you got ? - Twenty.
Like what ?
Oh, heh-heh.
- What is it ? - What ? What ?
Go on now…git
Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby
- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir.
You like to beat women?
Got no worries Got no care
- Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill.
You get your fat body over that wall !
- You can call me D. - D, hmm ?
You run on back to bed.
Shut up.
Oh, children.
Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun.
Its been two whole weeks since I BANNED me a man And I'm Starting to get an itch
leave me alone and i'll give you some shit you guys get your fuckin bodys sympathy
You know, that was the first time I ever drove a man's nose up into his brain,
All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win !
I know all about it.
Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap !
We don't have a chance without Payne.
It wasn't until...
Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked.
Getup Getup Getuup! Get Roll’n!
Concentrated dithiazanine.
That's where you'll find my sympathy !
Most of the body heat travels through the head,
Listen, Payne or no Payne,
Well, that's one death warrant signed.
What bean stalk did you fall from?
If you really want it, I'll show you how to earn it.
Just let me touch it
Benson.
Do you know what positive reinforcement means ?
Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads...
AFCYBER We have a DCO program?
Thir, yeth, thir!
Sir, squad is formed, sir.
Bad to the bone
Mister... Payne ?
and killin'.
- Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ?
Toot. Toot.
I was told it would be my greatest challenge.
Uh, no thanks.
Sensitive.
The taste buds were like..... Then we went outside to toss a frisbee.
Let me be more direct.
It's Major, boy.
Dam skippy
Repeat
Like Little Red Riding Hood ? Them three little pigs ?
Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?
- Got no worries, got no care
"The Three Bees.
Not like others but above the rest
Defensive Football Coaches This time of year:
Now let's win this thing !
Then you get out there and you toot that horn, boy.
Okay. I'm sorry you're just a little turd...
Who you ? Redd Foxx ? No, better yet.
What you runnin' from, boy ?
Tiger ? Tiger, come back here.
you fat pigs hurry up and hustle!
Good man. I'll see you in Washington.
- I said win: Whiskey, Indian, November.
VOODOO SAPPER IS A DAMN MUST PLAY
Briar !
When Tim found new comments
I didn't stutter
I said, "Bubba, they ain't there."
I let you do these things to me
You set us up.
- Every woman I meet
just as the little engine was makin' his way across the trestle.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Sensitive.
I SAID DO YOU WANT ME GONE SOLIDER!
and let the boy grow up.
there was a little engine that could.
come again?
Hello, Miss Walburn.