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You're still a shit sandwich.
Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r !
It’s been 82 hours since I played me some Car Soccer And already, I’m starting to get the itch
- You like to beat women ? - Officer, l--
What to do when your bully eye rolls at you
Drop and Give me 2020!
Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey-stomped...
Break it on down
is a family environment.
Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.
Tomorrow, ladies, we gonna start the hard stuff
Well, hello, Miss Walburn.
Flying is my business And business is guuuudd
You just missed a little bedtime story.
Whoever he is, he's on my time now.
No. Actually, he left.
Hey, guys ! Don't start without me !
So what is it, exactly ?
So it's true. You're just gonna leave.
Oh, yeah
Them boys need you !
VOODOO SAPpER IS A GO%$@#N MUST!
Gotta be some CT Techs left Who want to go to West Reading PA
You get no sympathy from me!
You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all.
To see freaky girls doin' shows
Tomorrow, ladies,
The nurses all gathered round
Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident.
Good. Now hold it.
All right, ladies !
Coronavirus Gotta keep my strength up... Gotta maintain discipline...
- And what better place...
I had a really nice time tonight, Benson.
over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion.
Why'd you come back then ?
Dom if she tries to hug me
you fat pigs always shit on your kids bed
B-B-B-B-Bad
You're still a shit sandwich. You're just not a soggy one. From this moment, you are no longer turds. You have graduated to maggots!
I'm not gonna salute you.
Major payne! shut upp boy shut the fuck up!
"The Water On My Knee Will Quench Your Thirst."
Don't never... hit... her... again.
Heathcoat !
- You like the way I handle these white boys, D ? - Oh, yeah !
To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you...
- To win it ? - Oh, yeah.
Somebody's gonna answer for all these Pokémon i got back
- You hold it, turd. - I can't !
You thinkin' about leaving yet ?
- Hungry for blood.
It’s been two whole hours since I arrested a a man. And already I’m starting to get the itch.
Why don't you stay back here and guard the base, okay ?
to the Madison School.
I don't see no problem. You made it to the finals, didn't you ?
Why are you here ?
You ever hear the story about The Little Engine That Could ?
Wait What....lol
- Well, I'm stopping it. - Don't touch my whistle.
What, and send you on a vacation?!
- Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home
Sensitive
- Why can't I stay here ? - 'Cause I said so.
And I don't know why
Now drop down, give me 20 squat thrusts now !
Needless to say,
He's just trying to show you some affection !
- No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ?
I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.
Well, that's just my point.
Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh.
- Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ?
It’s been two whole hours since I’ve arrested a man, And I’ve already developed an itch
Pimp Daddy Payne
Unity, turds.
Get in.
It’s Been Two Whole Weeks Since I Killed Me A Man And Already I’m Starting To Get The Itch
Don’t ever disrespect her again
is a failure to communicate.
Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho
Spike Lee ? Or them Little Rascals ?
I look like Curly from "The Three Stooges."
- Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Yeah, baby
Have you been reading the book ?
- Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major !
It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.
Then blow me a freaky kiss
Nope but I can clean your Colin out
I'm goin' put my foot in your ass ! Is that clear, dummy ?
You wanna wrestle?
- Or don't they teach that around here ? - What superior ?
We can get down 'cause it's in our souls
You Want See Nurturing?
I'm gonna make you boys strong !
Toot. Toot.
Freaky girls with plenty of class