Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch.
Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir.
- I don't accept that responsibility. - It's not negotiable.
Sir, I think I speak for everyone when I say that this place is...
Do you all understand me?! - SIR, YES, SIR!!!
You salute your superiors.
The Glee Club...
Little did I know what awaited for me.
Make me feel all funny
All right. I got a surefire plan to get rid of that son of a bitch.
Uncle Ja Gonna Make you boys Strong
I have good news for you, assholes.
Thir yeth thir
Gimmie 25 Hermsy!
You don't like needles ?
We got two miles to get to Wellington. Let's get it outta there as fast as we can.
VOODOO SAPPER IS A DAMN MUST
I never said families don't break up.
and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face.
- Damn ! Oh !
Damn Skippy! wE just keep chuggin' along!
Go on now git
I ain't never
Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor.
One Mississippi. Two Mississippi.
I want that trophy!
- I get tired, keep on tryin' - Just a little bit
Just like ?
Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping--
Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ?
I'll tell you, ladies, you're the purtiest unit ever underneath my command !
I didn't mean to offend you. Do you speak sign language ?
I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature,
Ours Wanna See Nurturing?
You've graduated... to maggots.
I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer,
Oh, you’re not listening to Ms. Vanessa
But enough about me, woman. What's your story ?
I'M SORRY MR. HANDICAPPED MAN. I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU
I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair
- Where is he ? - He better get here.
It was about achievin' your objective.
what are you lookin at chaa'
Hello Betty
Sir, no, sir !
Third place: Stapleton.
it make my Agent Orange act up, and I get the urge to kill !
Major Payne. What are you doing here ?
From da back like!!!!!!
So after two and a half weeks...
See ? He's dead to the world.
If you don't answer me when I speak to you,
Maybe I didn't come back for you.
- Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah
- Sound off - Three, four
As of this moment, you are reinstated in the United States Marines...
You'll get no sympathy from me !
VOODOO SAPPER IS A GO%$@#N MUST!
What we Have Here... is a Failure to Communicate
- I don't want it. - Please, Major ?
Once upon a time,
Hey ! Your head's shaped like a bowling ball !
All I'm askin'
Come here Angie
Agh?! My Finger?!
If we lose It'll be because you failed them
You want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!
in my day.
- Got it ? - Got it. Come on !
Have a nice ride.
Payne's not here He's in our ass
I am not your damn brother
Just a little bit louder now.
It’s been 81 hours since I played me some Car Soccer And already, I’m starting to get the itch.
So that's it ?
- Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it.
Let's move it, you turds !
Go change your HUggies!
B-B-B-B-B-Bad
Don’t push the maybe, baby
How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ?
what are you lookin at super shit
I want you to have this book.
Sir... yes, sir.
Don't push the "maybe," baby.
You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ?
Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys,
All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home
Ooh !
What hurts most?
Kill !
I will put my foot so far up your ass,
I'm just plain ol' hungry.
Hello, cue balls ! Welcome to the house of Payne.