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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Actually, more like a foster child
- You okay? - Yeah, I was just talking to this guy.
Funkhouser: Why are we talking about this?
- Driver: Here you are. - All right. Very nice.
you know, from "Hamilton"...
that you are not the man they think you are.
We're very, uh...
- No, you don't! - You don't understand feeling bad!
got all screwed up and nothing's working now, and the pool's not working.
( chuckles ) What guy?
- You don't want sparkling? - No, get that out of here. Tap.
- Dolphins! - Great boat, beautiful.
- Oh, I love that sound! - All right!
is that you are gonna be together
You better get rid of the do-rag.
Here you go, sweetie.
That's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm here at the office building, fixing a leak,
I-- I don't know how you let him get away with that toast thing.
- ( muftis murmuring ) - Yes, I believe that is correct.
You ain't gonna flip a tip on me!
you got to text them, make those phone calls.
And a motherfucker.
I invite him in.
- Hey, do me a favor. - Yes, sir.
Why are you a member of a racist club?
You said, "Let's live it up." I would never live it up.
So he refused to follow the tenets of Jewish orthodoxy.
And some tap water for the table.
Well, you play tricks
She comes back to me, she says, "Your friends said you had a great time."
I've never seen an old man in sneakers before.
- Yes, Eddie. - Uh, Eddie, yes.
Cesar: What time is good for you? 8:00 a.m.?
Thank you all, moo-mooftis and muff-tis.
It's a very important game. It's for-- to qualify in the World Cup.
if you don't get the treat, is my understanding.
- Falafel. Yes, falafel. - Mufti #2: Another falafel over here.
( arguing )
You can't just walk up here.
Is there a shortage of ketchup that I was not aware of?
- But unfortunately, I couldn't make it. - What?
- Hi. - Hey.
you made that appointment at-- at Pemberton.
they turn into animals.
- Are you two having sex? - That's Mommy's business.
I gave you a tip, which you turned down.
Potatoes are delicious.
( guitar strumming continues )
Yes. Oh, well, yes.
and let him know what we have learned.
So happy to do it.
and I'm gonna have sex with your mother.
- Now it's-- now it's-- - Mr. Fox...
She's got a thing for cowboys.
You know, I-- I love this kid like-- like my own son.