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Why-- why-- why do you have to go-- why my office?
I gotta take a quick piss.
Are you saying that, uh...
Water is water. We're not water snobs.
We ordered the champagne
Has he been diagnosed by a doctor, or is this your opinion?
It just-- it doesn't happen!
I have to keep the hat on during sex.
And you can't turn this way because then you get-- you got face-to-face.
Oh, oh. Yes, of course.
- You like that? - I love that sound!
One minute! Just a minute!
- ( muftis agreeing ) - Yes! I love "Hamilton"!
- I don't know why. She hates my guts. - Aww.
( chuckles ) Little Cesar is gonna be so happy.
Yes, I am familiar
You know, they're kind of tough.
I'm-- I'm shooting for that.
Come on.
a Mickey Mantle autographed baseball?
My assistant takes care of all that. I just, you know.
I'd see Larry occasionally.
No, thank you.
So, he went out with two different women with disability?
- There's a line. - There's a line.
If you can get Lin-Manuel Miranda,
- ( cork pops ) - Larry: Ah!
( tires screech )
Um, that's...
They're all racists. That's the way they operate.
- Do I wanna come in? - Mmm.
Guess what.
- You did. - I wanted to have a good time, that's all!
When the American blood sugar gets low,
these heavy shoes that I wear because my feet get cramped.
your pool working?
( kissing )
We call it even, the $250.
- Mr. Larry. - Ah, Cesar.
Well, that's actually
What-- what is your name?
it's Cesar from the office.
so I-- I couldn't come.
- Thanks for trying. - Oh, no. I'm sorry, no.
And according to Jewish law,
It's tricky.