Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hello? - Cesar: Señor Larry,

Yeah. I didn't want him to.

( chuckles ) Let's go.

- ( phone ringing ) - Oh.

Ah, it really looks good.

You don't trick when you're 16.

Uh, I guess so.

Okay? This is it.

I haven't even had-- had brunch yet.

I-- I know. There's this private school, and, uh...

So you're saying that, uh, your encounter was not of sexual nature.

I've never turned down sex in my life.

- Okay. - Who's that?

so I asked him to jump.

It's hard to explain. I'd rather just show you.

This kid needs some structure in his life. He needs some discipline!

I should be here because sometimes women, they're a little, uh,

Okay, maybe I said, "Let's live it up."

and talk to you, uh, about this young man who I adore.

- Mm-hmm. - Well, you know, like a nephew.

( guitar strumming )

- Is that so? - Yes.

That's something that means something.

We had to leave, so I left.

Grazed, but not fatal.

He's on the spectrum. ( chuckles ) Yeah.

Because I'm feeling pretty grateful.

You flipped it! You flipped the tip!

You would've lost your appetite.

she is a Muslim.

- Yeah, take her home. - It's such a shame.

What? What's the condition?

So it seems wrong to wait 15 minutes just for that.

Unless she gets sick or something, in which case I'll--

Go to your room, okay? ( sighs )

We don't wait for seconds! Never, never wait for seconds!

So, Larry David went on a date with you

Ah, yes, home fries.

( muftis agree )

- That's his number. - Oh, thank you, Mr. Larry.

- I'm sorry! Ah! - Here we go.

- All right, so! - Eddie.

in general, how are you with commitments, relationships?