Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have 4 different versions of revit right now

than when he sings “Goodbyes”

It's standard operating procedure.

Like seven figures.

you should be home free, man.

he decides he wants to live.

So you're going to fire Michael and Samir... And Give Me More Money?

Let's do exactly that, you little fuck...

a Hawaiian shirt

I celebrate the board's entire post history

Are you any relation to the composer?

I wouldn't say I've been missing them, Bob.

you're goddamn right i do

Mother... shittin'...

Get a room you two!

And I could see the squirrels And they were married

for a bunch of money.

You’re damn right, he is.

I'm a Tino's toes fan. Me, too.

is Hawaiian shirt day.

I know you’re quitting.. But I’m gonna need you to do this extra work

Tony and Boscy Pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.

Back up in your ass with the resurrection

We Find ITs always better to Fire people on a Friday

and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?

Has anyone seen my hand sanitizer...

Um I didn’t receive my gate code yet

"Ya know, you can just call me Mike."

Fukkin' a Fukkin' s

Make Two BBw chicks stand on my back at the same time, man. That’s what I’d do man

What if...and believe me... …this is a HYPOTHETICAL…

So like 98 instead of 1998.

Pete has thirty-seven pieces of flair on today.

no way, why should i change?

2 and oh! Oh! Oh!

in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison

Blue cruise ship

Mr. LeGuy, I hearby sentence you to ten years in a federal pound me in the ass prison...

Showing the homies Bernardo Faria's Youtube

That's what I can't believe.

Because I... I...

At least your name isn't Michael Bolton

- It's about fun. - Yeah.

What do you do here? I told you - I manage the kids’ schedules

...somebody has got a case of the Monday's!

but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option...

If I see one more Tom Brady Post, I think I'm going to lose it!

We find it best to fire people on Friday's

You know there’s some people That don’t have to put up with all this shit?

that we did start at the, uh...

Coach to the Training Room… What….What you say you all do here!?

YEAH ... UMMM ... I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND ... ... SORTA DISAGREE WITH YOU THERE ...

I celbrate the guy's entire catalog...

We need to talk about your TLOxp reports

Michael…..Coulton???

Two chicks at the same time, man

Of course it works... That's not the point !

You were supposed to come in Saturday. What were you doing?

Yeah. You know what? Yeah, I do.

Hello, J’rr Craa.. Whaaaat's happenin’?

I did absolutely nothing. And it was everything that I thought it could be.

Oh, um... I'm not really at liberty to talk about it.

I don't think I'd like another job

I mean, look at me. good things can happen in this world.

You know the Nazis were just following orders too

if they don't start treating their software people better.

We need to talk about your CRM HYGIENE

- Yeah. - Right.

with upper management written all over her.

If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll...

Well, look, I already told you.

Well, not all chicks.

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

I'll tell you what I'd do, man.

I didn't feel like it.

Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while.

I guess. I... I don't know.

Jonah Steelers -3

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

I would like some dp striker rumors, please

NO. NO, MAN. SHIT NO, MAN. I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT MAN.

So Bill Lumbergh’s stock will go up, a quarter... ...of a point.

Brian's gonna have me work on Saturday

why should i change my name the ticketing system is the one that sucks

Curl two Cindies at the same time, man

Hello Peter I'm going to need you to update your next steps

I don't really like talking about my lore.

The thing is, Vidya, it's not that I'm lazy.

That would be great

We need to talk about your email sig block

What's the SOP? It's the Standard operating procedure.

we need to sort of play catch-up.

You're goddamn right

Now, Milton, don't be CPU greedy.

Two picks at the same time man

"I'm in a washing machine today"??? I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT, MAN.

i'd like to report that i need a return.

I am good at dealing with people!

@wheatpond's morning thoughts.

to get him really motivated.

Samir and I are the best programmers they got.

because they've moved my desk four times already this year...

Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech...

You're goddamn right that pizza is

I celebrate Biffy Clyro's entire catalog

You know what I can't figure out?

What if... you didn't

For my money, I don't know if it gets any betterthen when Tino sings when a man loves his bourbon

Hell, andrew fucked her

MRW Business Leaders wade into the Anti-Trump Hysteria

Nada-Nada- Nada gonna make it this evening

New people are coming, and we need the space.

Is that Smykowski?

- Two? - Two, Vidya.

he generally asks you at the end of the day, right?

Congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion.

"Michael... Bolton"?

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for you to sleep with Lumbergh.

They're all right.

It's that you haven't given him the proper roadmapping software.

But I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

You are a very... bad person, Peter.

10cm? 10cm? How many bananas is that???

Yeah, gonna need you to come in tomorrow too, mmkayy?

I’m a Alan Reffsin fan

Conjugal visits?

I'll take my traveler's cheques to a competing resort...

THAT’S A RIOT

Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to.

Yes I am also not ready for some football

She's just a Straight shooter with upper management written all over her

We need to talk about your vmware

so if you could be there around...

Now, if I work my ass off...

That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!

...and believe me, this is **strictly hypothetical**

Say hello to Lumbergh for me!

every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it.

The problem is solved from your end!

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

I'm a free man. I haven't had a witch steal my semen in six months.

You wanna join the Ella discord?

Alright, Brandon.Oooh oooh. Right on.

Nico Iama...Iamaneava-gonna play here anymore, anyway.

Not right now, Ellen, I'm kinda busy. In fact, look, I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Cubes in a couple of minutes.

Does Canelos work here?

What is that supposed to mean?

I like the uniforms better, anyways.

He gets slammed big-time by a drunk driver.

I deal with the goddamn students

if you could get those turnover reports in, that would be great

I hated my bosses. Especially crot sec

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

I do not know anything about money laundering ..

Some customers...

I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead...

But at least I never Order Doordash

So that means every day you see me, it’s the worst day of my life

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Ron

I, uh, I like my job, and, uh...

- You're a software engineer? - Yep

That's messed up. 那真糟糕。

I found that apparently what happened... Is that he was laid off five years ago

Sinto muito, senhor

You’re goddamn right, he did

engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

Milt, we're gonna go ahead...

unemployment or early retirement.

Good evening, sir. My name is Steve.

Did you burn down Tiger King’s She Shed? No but Carole Gaskin still has my stapler.

Why does it say to update my password When I dont need to update my password!

"Two HK’s at the same time man

Sancho, bach plans, EOBD, thx

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are We are looking up money laundering in the dictionary

No, man, check it out.

And I said, no santos

Is there any way that you could sort of...

CarNow Reports Spinning Around...

I really don't like talking about my topology

Hi. Forgive me for not getting up.

They're gonna downsize Initech.

i have three different jobs right now

Two y-axes at the same time, man.

Oh I wouldn’t say I like it, Bob

Like declaring war with Syria.

Uhhh Biden had a cold…

Uh, no offence there, Peter...

but then they switched from the Swingline...

"To conceal the source of money...

Here we go, here we go.

So are you related to that singer guy?

Whaaaaat’s happening?

We'll get some people under you right away.

If I see one more Tom Brady post, I think I'm going to lose it!

Tamara here can analyze your horoscope. walk

We need to talk about your flares

It's about all of us together.

we need to talk about Bean

I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something.

Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this list.

They come to Pappadeaux for the atmosphere and the attitude.

Doan, Doan, Doan…

OK, then, um...

Why arent you at work now I didn’t feel like it

So what? We're all screwed. That's what.