Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"I'm in a washing machine today"??? I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT, MAN.

you should be home free, man.

That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!

Tamara here can analyze your horoscope. walk

Tony and Boscy Pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.

At least your name isn't Michael Bolton

Because I... I...

So like 98 instead of 1998.

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

Now, if I work my ass off...

And I could see the squirrels And they were married

The problem is solved from your end!

Yeah, gonna need you to come in tomorrow too, mmkayy?

You were supposed to come in Saturday. What were you doing?

New people are coming, and we need the space.

Are you any relation to the composer?

engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

And I said, no santos

than when he sings “Goodbyes”

because they've moved my desk four times already this year...

in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison

We need to talk about your email sig block

I know you’re quitting.. But I’m gonna need you to do this extra work

I don't think I'd like another job

They're gonna downsize Initech.

NO. NO, MAN. SHIT NO, MAN. I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT MAN.

What if... you didn't

Mother... shittin'...

Good evening, sir. My name is Steve.

What is that supposed to mean?

So you're going to fire Michael and Samir... And Give Me More Money?

"Ya know, you can just call me Mike."

If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll...

Nada-Nada- Nada gonna make it this evening

Now, Milton, don't be CPU greedy.

Nico Iama...Iamaneava-gonna play here anymore, anyway.

i have three different jobs right now

I celebrate the board's entire post history

OK, then, um...

Congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion.

I hated my bosses. Especially crot sec

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

I'll take my traveler's cheques to a competing resort...

That's messed up. 那真糟糕。

to get him really motivated.

I’m a Alan Reffsin fan

we need to sort of play catch-up.

@wheatpond's morning thoughts.

Has anyone seen my hand sanitizer...

we need to talk about Bean

Pete has thirty-seven pieces of flair on today.

What's the SOP? It's the Standard operating procedure.

Sinto muito, senhor

- It's about fun. - Yeah.

Two chicks at the same time, man

We need to talk about your CRM HYGIENE

But I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

Why arent you at work now I didn’t feel like it

I'm a Tino's toes fan. Me, too.

Uhhh Biden had a cold…

Oh, um... I'm not really at liberty to talk about it.

For my money, I don't know if it gets any betterthen when Tino sings when a man loves his bourbon

Hi. Forgive me for not getting up.

unemployment or early retirement.

I'm a free man. I haven't had a witch steal my semen in six months.

Like seven figures.

MRW Business Leaders wade into the Anti-Trump Hysteria

It's that you haven't given him the proper roadmapping software.

a Hawaiian shirt

You're goddamn right

i'd like to report that i need a return.

It's standard operating procedure.

Did you burn down Tiger King’s She Shed? No but Carole Gaskin still has my stapler.

So are you related to that singer guy?

with upper management written all over her.

10cm? 10cm? How many bananas is that???

Hello, J’rr Craa.. Whaaaat's happenin’?

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

you're goddamn right i do

Fukkin' a Fukkin' s

Uh, no offence there, Peter...

Yeah. You know what? Yeah, I do.

Two y-axes at the same time, man.

every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it.

You’re damn right, he is.

CarNow Reports Spinning Around...

Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to.

I really don't like talking about my topology

I did absolutely nothing. And it was everything that I thought it could be.

Why does it say to update my password When I dont need to update my password!

He gets slammed big-time by a drunk driver.

Make Two BBw chicks stand on my back at the same time, man. That’s what I’d do man

Coach to the Training Room… What….What you say you all do here!?

Two picks at the same time man

Curl two Cindies at the same time, man

The thing is, Vidya, it's not that I'm lazy.

Back up in your ass with the resurrection

2 and oh! Oh! Oh!

You know there’s some people That don’t have to put up with all this shit?

and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?

Of course it works... That's not the point !

You wanna join the Ella discord?

I would like some dp striker rumors, please

I celbrate the guy's entire catalog...

I mean, look at me. good things can happen in this world.

You know what I can't figure out?

Not right now, Ellen, I'm kinda busy. In fact, look, I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Cubes in a couple of minutes.

I celebrate Biffy Clyro's entire catalog

That's what I can't believe.

Blue cruise ship

Well, not all chicks.

Let's do exactly that, you little fuck...

I am good at dealing with people!

he decides he wants to live.

I have 4 different versions of revit right now

I wouldn't say I've been missing them, Bob.

I, uh, I like my job, and, uh...

Samir and I are the best programmers they got.

I like the uniforms better, anyways.

Here we go, here we go.

You're goddamn right that pizza is

We need to talk about your flares

Some customers...

That would be great

- You're a software engineer? - Yep

Um I didn’t receive my gate code yet

She's just a Straight shooter with upper management written all over her

Like declaring war with Syria.

I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead...

if they don't start treating their software people better.

is Hawaiian shirt day.

Michael…..Coulton???

You know the Nazis were just following orders too

no way, why should i change?

Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this list.

It's about all of us together.

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Ron

Brian's gonna have me work on Saturday

They come to Pappadeaux for the atmosphere and the attitude.

We Find ITs always better to Fire people on a Friday

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for you to sleep with Lumbergh.

if you could get those turnover reports in, that would be great

why should i change my name the ticketing system is the one that sucks

We'll get some people under you right away.

Is that Smykowski?

"Michael... Bolton"?

I found that apparently what happened... Is that he was laid off five years ago

- Two? - Two, Vidya.

We need to talk about your vmware

I don't really like talking about my lore.

THAT’S A RIOT

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A PERSON WHO ONLY DOES THE BARE MINIMUM?

but then they switched from the Swingline...

I guess. I... I don't know.

...and believe me, this is **strictly hypothetical**

They're all right.

that we did start at the, uh...

What if we're still doing this when we're fifty?

Get a room you two!

he generally asks you at the end of the day, right?

I deal with the goddamn students

Whaaaaat’s happening?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man.

If I see one more Tom Brady Post, I think I'm going to lose it!

Say hello to Lumbergh for me!

but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option...

I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something.

Jonah Steelers -3

So what? We're all screwed. That's what.

Hello Peter I'm going to need you to update your next steps

"Two HK’s at the same time man

What if...and believe me... …this is a HYPOTHETICAL…

Epen…Epe-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

Does Canelos work here?

Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while.

Mr. LeGuy, I hearby sentence you to ten years in a federal pound me in the ass prison...

I do not know anything about money laundering ..

So Bill Lumbergh’s stock will go up, a quarter... ...of a point.

- Yeah. - Right.

...somebody has got a case of the Monday's!

Oh I wouldn’t say I like it, Bob

YEAH ... UMMM ... I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND ... ... SORTA DISAGREE WITH YOU THERE ...

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are We are looking up money laundering in the dictionary

Alright, Brandon.Oooh oooh. Right on.

If I see one more Tom Brady post, I think I'm going to lose it!

Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech...

Doan, Doan, Doan…

Hell, andrew fucked her

You’re goddamn right, he did

Is there any way that you could sort of...

"To conceal the source of money...

Conjugal visits?

for a bunch of money.

I didn't feel like it.

What do you do here? I told you - I manage the kids’ schedules

But at least I never Order Doordash

Sancho, bach plans, EOBD, thx

No, man, check it out.

Showing the homies Bernardo Faria's Youtube

Yes I am also not ready for some football

We need to talk about your TLOxp reports

We find it best to fire people on Friday's

Milt, we're gonna go ahead...

Well, look, I already told you.

so if you could be there around...

You are a very... bad person, Peter.

So that means every day you see me, it’s the worst day of my life