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Because starting over, uh, what would that even mean?
And I win, just like all good people always win.
You know, you sister looks just like Jennifer Lawrence.
Nah, we're pretty grit-less.
to the worst thing in the world, huh?
- I feel like Billy Crystal's doctor. - Who was it?
Polish your balls
You're Watching American Dad! On TBS You're Watching The Simpsons On Fox
- No, I stole that. - (OTHERS GASP)
Yeah, that's-that's a problem with your computer.
I've been keeping in my pocket. (CLEARS THROAT)
(GRUNTS)
♫ "LA VIE EN ROSE" ♫
Now, just so you know, that was,
ALL: Wha...?
Ah, needs salt.
This guy is sober.
that ain't just unpaid parking tickets.
that was a catfish thing, right?
Ow!
Moe, this is for you.
And, Homer, I've got your favorite...
No.
Okay, sidekicks, back in our shadows.
and it wastes food.
Why don't you just do whatever your heart tells you?
Wha... uh, d-did somebody say "wait"?
You realize that was a thousand-dollar swallow.
against us working joes.
CITADEL YOUR PHONE IS RINGING MARGE IS CALLING
Uh, thanks, uh, Anti-Suicide Keychain.
- With money, right? - Yes.
- (ZAPPING) - It can sense that you're poor.
Polish your balls?