Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are like a God to me.

just saying words to women.

That's actually something that I do a lot.

- Now your friends think I'm a freak. - No, they don't.

Sooner or later, every one of them gave me a reason not to.

You called me 15 times and my parents twice.

you just gave me yours.

Right, right, and then no matter what happens, she'll be happy.

Assistant Undersecretary of Only Okay.

Ted. Five years.

It's been five months for you, too?

Now, there's no reason to be nervous, because my friend, Robin,

Are you okay? Your nose is bleeding.

and that scares you.

Thank you. I won't let you down.

We can do it against the door. It'll be hot!

I would be out on the street selling it for a nickel.

Hey, I've been meaning to call you. It's been a while.

It's good, but not nearly as good as I'd built it up to be in my head.

But I did tell you because I thought that I could trust you.

When I first met him, he was an even bigger loser than you.

When Marshall and I were two months in, we were doing it 24/7.

I mean, it's like Your Virginity: The Sequel.

There is something that I'm ready to do with you.