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I'll tell you why he's not mad.
Yeah, we heard.
I think she wants to make sure we're serious first.
I know, I was in the top bunk.
this isn't working out.
Nothing. Let's do this.
Let's have sex. Right now. I'll lock the door.
You're trying to lower my expectations for tonight.
But I'm not going to do that with you.
Wait, did I give you a reason, or were you looking for one?
I don't know, Lily, after five years, her expectations have gotta be pretty high.
Right, which is why you came all the way from Brooklyn at midnight.
Old injury. The bullet's still lodged in his sinus.
So her sister's driving up to baby-sit Lucy,
The last time Stella had sex,
No. That's crazy.
Stella, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told them.
So, uh, I was thinking,
Good night, Ted.
I couldn't enjoy it because of my own unrealistic expectations.
Exactly, and I don't want to mess it up.
It happens. I knew a guy in med school...
Tell me.
Ted, are you crying?
Pus everywhere.
- And not in the foot. - Actually...
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