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Right, which is why you came all the way from Brooklyn at midnight.
Ted, are you crying?
Old injury. The bullet's still lodged in his sinus.
Tell me.
Good night, Ted.
I know, I was in the top bunk.
I don't know, Lily, after five years, her expectations have gotta be pretty high.
this isn't working out.
Let's have sex. Right now. I'll lock the door.
I'll tell you why he's not mad.
Yeah, we heard.
I think she wants to make sure we're serious first.
Wait, did I give you a reason, or were you looking for one?
So her sister's driving up to baby-sit Lucy,
So, uh, I was thinking,
- And not in the foot. - Actually...
I couldn't enjoy it because of my own unrealistic expectations.
No. That's crazy.
Nothing. Let's do this.
It happens. I knew a guy in med school...
The last time Stella had sex,
You're trying to lower my expectations for tonight.
Exactly, and I don't want to mess it up.
But I'm not going to do that with you.
Stella, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told them.
Pus everywhere.