Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is awkward. I have a girl here.
No offense, Randy, but there's a long list of candidates for this slot.
Hello?
I remember my longest drought...
I'm in.
I'm married, Barney. I cannot be your new wingman.
The Da Vinci Code had just come out.
I think I might be starting to lose my fist bump callus.
a while since I was intimate with anyone.
dary.
Look, after Lucy was born, I dated a little,
and I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know what it was,
That would be very nice.
Like, "right now" ready?
It's Barney.
Not Nell Carter, Stella.
it's pretty much draining backwards now.
was going to take a big step that weekend.
just to have a little "night out."
- Unexpected number of testicles? - No!
Because you threatened to put a video of us on the Internet,
Not many people go five years without having sex.
What up, B-Dog? Long time, no bro. So we gonna tear it up tonight or what?
So what does this mean for you? Is she ever gonna want to get intimate?
Hi. My name's Randy.