Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, I realize it's weird, okay?

With Stella, do the opposite: lower expectations.

There's just too many good wingmen out there.

Ted, you told them, didn't you?

why are you so desperate to have this happen?

How I Met Your Mother 3x18 - Rebound Bro

Are you saying you don't want to be bros anymore?

in the name of a failed Democratic vice presidential candidate.

Ted, this is Lucy.

You’re a fat, ugly, whore

Your pillow talk's a little rusty.

You were a New York City police officer and you didn't tell me?

I was an insurance liability.

Well, you're onto me, Ted.

It was that summer I lived in San Francisco.

Look, I'm crazy about this girl, and if waiting is what it takes,

No, it's not, Barney. And even if you got Randy laid tonight,

and when you do? Free drink.

I also sat next to you guys at football games.

You told them that I haven't had sex in five years.

We got two live ones.

I'm not mad at anybody.