Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Would you like to hold our daughter?"

Which reminded you of...?

I love our memories.

You know what, guys,

They had hot dogs in your delivery room?

'cause it's always in the back of your mind.

I got your favorite ice cream.

Excuse me, excuse me.

I think you just called me a jackass.

Want grilled onions? Takes a little longer.

Well, I don't want to miss that.

to get out of Lord of the Dance.

Wait, let's see how this plays out.

that make them mad.

Oh, you don't want to know.

Uh, it wasn't him, it was me.

Oh, do not shush me.

Hey, how much longer on those onions?

that ever happened to us.

I had to "ooh" and "ah" and pretend I was into it.

and see if I can towel off a sweaty Irishman.

You know, Marcy still brings up the time at our wedding

MARCY: I can't believe

Yeah, but I didn't enjoy it.

Yeah, when I mess up big-time,

I feel bad for always accusing you of things you didn't do.

Hey, check it out.

Or you could do something nice for your wives

to realize how lucky you are with your own husband.

is just... over.