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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
...I turned up the heat, it's too hot. I opened up a window, it's too cold.
...but his lower lip landed well below my rim.
Another quilt?
- Maybe we should ask. - We'll stop over there.
...to not wipe down a machine after using it?
Oh, yes, it is.
We worked out together.
Yeah.
- It's in the first drawer. - I'm looking in the first drawer.
You know where I can get some good olives?
I'm looking in that drawer. There's no can opener.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
...at least he had a drain.
It's weird. I think I had a dream about you last night.
You're Friends With The Urinator
- I don't know that. - We can't both get pancakes.
...about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
I can't fight you.
I'll get it.
I don't see a white boy.
You show me where there's a can opener in that drawer.
No, Jerry, please.
15-9.
- Good morning. - Good morning
Your wife?
It's all right, I want you to have it.
She thought you'd never do it.
But if I ask him now...
How much would it cost to clean this?
Oh, you want to try the syrup.