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- How you doing? - We just got back from breakfast.
We don’t allow salt and pepper shakers of any types of shapes, colors or flowers in this establishment And if I catch you in here again, I’ll confiscate it
...we have an olive project, that's it. I'm asking this guy out.
- That's an open-lip kiss, all right. - Yeah.
Can I come upstairs, please?
You son of a bitch.
He gives it to you, you give it to him, he gives it back to you.
I was in the locker room showering, and I...
...you know, in the whole century.
That's how I maintain my glow.
That's no signal. Who wouldn't like me in this leotard?
You slide it on, start him up, but you've got to make it work.
You said the guy gave you an open-lipped kiss.
But then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle...
...pays for the wedding, like getting cash back.
We got married.
.
Where did George go
I was sleeping with one cheek off the bed.
"My wife has an inner ear infection."
Goodbye, Jerry.
Your husband brought it in himself.
- I'm sorry. It's not ready yet. - Not ready?