Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I caught him urinating in the shower.
No, no. It was a small ceremony.
I take baths.
Jerry, we just heard. What's going on?
You know, I'm engaged.
We'll start doing this now? I can't be taking...
well wouldn’t it have to be?
- Maybe tomorrow. - Maybe.
It's an amazing way to begin a sentence.
His upper lip landed flush on my upper lip...
We'll always have memes..
"I got married."
I look amazing in this leotard.
- I'm sorry. What were you saying? - It was nothing. Forget it.
This is my wife. She died eight years ago.
Yeah.
Trevor Vulanich
- I can find out. - Would you?
"My wife" this, " my wife" that.
- You're gonna mix them up. - I'll call a plumber right now.
By the way, you're falling way behind on the "I love you's."
- Morty, you're talking too loud. - I'm not.
It's like it's half his shirt, in a way.
- You're hurting my eardrum. - You must've done something with it.
...jams, or condiments in the restaurant.
What about the open-lip kiss?
I'm thinking about turning him in too.
Will you do me a favor? Will you take my quilt into the cleaners...
Here you go.
Yep, I'm getting married in 50 years.
See her sense of humor?
I want a divorce.
I wasn't invited?