Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Heh. Why did you agree to let me take you out for drinks?
I thought you guys told each other everything.
full of naked women every day...
She's helping me get out of a traffic ticket.
- Oh, God. - This towel is so warm and fluffy.
Are you just realizing you don't have game?
Aah! Damp towel! Damp!
Are you serious?
Why can't you just admit she's your girlfriend?
How much I'm not going home with you tonight.
- Was that her? - Yeah.
- Ugh. - You don't wear each other's underpants?
Such a bummer too. We have this pool at my office.
Jess, if you'll excuse us, Julia is about to be very disappointed.
They've actually been in my family for almost 40 years.
Whoo.
and you'll tuck him in under his blankie and...
with the same towel. - Intimate.
But you, not gonna happen.
- What are we talking about? - Did you just hear "lesbian community"...
Uh, because I came here to...
Like a scared baby. I'm sure that gets you out of all kinds of stuff.
- So all you have to do is say... - I got it. Thank you.
Yes, sir. Yes, I'm present, sir.
Your sheets are so soft.
Uh...
Thanks for the water.
Why would you need this for cooking?
Boyfriend. That's so lame.
I was a booty call for two years and then I was nothing for two years.
- Aah! Damn it! - Oh, my God.