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- She did? - You didn't know that?
- And that'll make them dryer? - That is the...
Who washes a towel?
Your whole thing.
There should not be two girls in this bathroom.
Yeah, I'll help you.
- They got a photo of you? - At the scene of the crime.
- We're on the same page. - No labels.
You show up bragging after all this time like nothing has changed.
where nothing ever gets wet.
- Are you flexing right now? - No.
No, it's just crochet time.
I'm in a watermelon-themed apron with a...
Hmm.
- Exactly what I want. - It's my dream.
I'm having sex all the time. I'm like a mailman.
don't listen to him.
Okay.
Hey! Anyone!
Your Honor.
Your Honor.
is, like, almost too good.
Like it's been in the sun forever.
coming in and out of this place?
Winston, you took me out for a drink at the place where I work.
or, you know, kind of Nickish? - Ah, shut up, Schmidt.
That I'm an idiot.
Well, that's what I was gonna say to you.
I get out of the shower, I'm clean as a damn baby...
These are the facts.
Why would you tell him that I said that? You know what that makes me look like?
- What? - Is someone playing a joke on me?
She has a problem with me, Nick. She doesn't like me.
It's totally relaxing.
- Okay. - Okay.
Hey. - Hey, hey, Jules.
I'm too sophisticated
- What? - That you asked...