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- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?
because I have to sprint from one sexual encounter to another.
Oh. Oh.
- Just gonna go to the bathroom quickly. - Okay. Great.
That's not what happened. I just said something to her...
Miller. No Cocktail.
So figure that out.
Hmm. This may actually be kind of hard to argue with.
I spend my entire day talking to children.
When I met you, you were wearing a hat made of ribbons.
Should I have interrupted you to tell you that? Probably not.
out of the intersection. - You missed your court date.
Yeah.
That is clear now.
Could I talk to you for a second?
- Uh, okay, I... - Just say it.
I will if you wear my leatherman jacket.
The multicolored rubber bands. I'm fine with it. It's all okay with me.
- I was just trying to paint a picture. - Read the room.
I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter.
- Zilch. - Right, I've got nothing.
Okay, you just have to enter the plea yourself, all right?
What?
Inform her that you're an aerialist for the Cirque du Soleil.
- You gotta get laid. - You gotta get laid.